Agents,
We had it exactly where we wanted it - loud, overwhelming, just chaotic enough to make her feel like it was all too much... even for The Competition to handle.
That’s the sweet spot. When everything feels out of control, they stop looking up.
She was seconds away.
Then she opened it... and remembered.
- E.C. Flitzgrub
Sr. Manager, Dousing Department
Morning Star Inc.
@DefiantLs “We’ve found that when relationships become casual, everything else soon follows — promises, responsibility, even truth itself. A wonderfully efficient erosion strategy.”
— E.C. Flitzgrub
Sr. Manager, Dousing Department
Morning Star Incorporated
@AtheistTakes “We rely heavily on the phrase ‘he’s not the same person anymore.’
Of course he isn’t.
That’s precisely what concerns us.”
— E. C. Flitzgrub
Sr. Manager, Dousing Department
Morning Star Incorporated
@oliverburdick “We work tirelessly to convince them that intelligence makes belief impossible.
Unfortunately, the universe keeps getting in the way.”
— E.C. Flitzgrub
Sr. Manager, Dousing Department
Morning Star Incorporated
How about we start using Democrat language for our issues:
Closed borders are a human right.
Low taxes are a human right.
The ability to be born is a human right.
Protecting yourself with a gun is a human right.
🚨HOLY COW: @ElonMusk has announced his support for Warren Buffett’s plan to eliminate the deficit in 5 minutes:
“Just pass a law that says, ‘Anytime there's a deficit of more than 3% of GDP, all sitting members of Congress are ineligible for reelection.’”
Do you support this?
You can be against Nick Fuentes AND Candace Owens AND Zohran Mamdani AND Jay Jones all at the same time.
This is not a choice of Left vs. Right but of Good vs. Evil.
Never support evil, no matter how it claims to align politically.
Seeing Wanda and Jamal pop up in November will always be my favorite Thanksgiving Tradition . Like they really became family based off a text to the wrong person for Thanksgiving❤️ lol