Matt

Dad, husband, and child of God. Also half of @BibleBrodown.

[Matt @The_MR_Chis]

@elonmusk 10 Billion?!

Sounds a little crazy...

[Matt @The_MR_Chis]

@3YearLetterman @YstradHistory You think the king has a single championship?

[Matt @The_MR_Chis]

@GmorganJr If only they had an example of former Brits who demanded life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness...

'Murica 💪

[Matt @The_MR_Chis]

@NickQuient If I want to deceive this current world, then I would lean into the panspermia theory. Our "progenitors" come back and claim religion is fake.

They don't need spaceships. Doesn't mean they can't imitate or even create one.

[Matt @The_MR_Chis]

@3YearLetterman How many have championship rings, though?

[Matt @The_MR_Chis]

@ProvisionistP @1984_nate We expect everyone to know it and be ready to pat us on the back for it...

[Matt @The_MR_Chis]

@henry_lgl_long @NickQuient You may be one of the lucky ones. The little square cracker a lot of Baptists use have definitely been stale in the past.

The church I attend now actually tears little chunks off of fresh bread. A step in the right direction, but I still prefer the meal.

[Matt @The_MR_Chis]

@elonmusk @creation247 He taught that nothing matters as much as his kingdom. Do you follow him as your king?

[Matt @The_MR_Chis]

@jdpritchett @3YearLetterman @randmcnally @eddiebauer Omg if Prime and TYL go at it, the internet will implode.

[Matt @The_MR_Chis]

@NickQuient Lol, seriously?

[Matt @The_MR_Chis]

@GryphiusEitel @Curi_Christian @NickQuient It doesn't.

[Matt @The_MR_Chis]

@BilltheCatGuy1 @NickQuient Some basic logic lessons would do you a world of good. I can suggest a book if you want 👍

[Matt @The_MR_Chis]

@DPGBehler Holy crap! My chest hurts just thinking of that much caffeine.

[Matt @The_MR_Chis]

@NickQuient Ocarina of Time, Starfox, Smash Bros, Mario, and Mario Kart are top 5 hands down.

[Matt @The_MR_Chis]

@J17apologetics @TheHaarth Yea, it's hard to take criticism from a group that willingly suspends critical thinking in favor of tradition.

[Matt @The_MR_Chis]

@DPGBehler @HorrorGorl Wanting it in a case that makes absolutely no sense to most people might be fishy...

[Clown World ™ 🤡 @ClownWorld]

This Venezuelan man has a message for the liberals

[Matt @The_MR_Chis]

@AverageSc0t I didn't mind it. A lot of plot points they just pretended never happened, but I've seen worse finales.

[Matt @The_MR_Chis]

@DPGBehler @BillArnoldTeach She is barely booping it. Jesus would actually crush 💪