goo bear

"When life gives you lemons, put nine in a bowl!"

[Sarah Everett @goddammitsarah]

this is so fucking cool. entire Psych 210 class at University of Washington chases and detains nazi loser who storms into their classroom and throws nazi salutes, yells "heil hitler," and calls everyone "[r-slur] degenerates"

[The Black Tucker Carlson Jr 🇺🇸 @B1TuckerCarlson]

20 kids shot at a catholic school: zero conservative tears

Charlie Kirk gets shot:
https://t.co/FuHBNMfmTi

[James Renner @JamesRenner]

Fingerprint found in Maura Murray’s car linked to West Point cadet, Steffen Baldwin, who was sentenced to 15 years in prison on unrelated charges yesterday. Podcast: https://t.co/0ZwFF1GSvH a YouTube: https://t.co/GH1CCmcPWA

[goo bear @The_Michine]

@taylorswift13 please give me tickets my life is spiraling I need some serotonin in my life

[Ghostface @GhostfaceTalks_]

spooky season is coming… 🎃

[Trixie Mattel™ @trixiemattel]

why are we still serving fish on planes why are we desiring to eat underwater creatures while in the sky

[Ghostface @GhostfaceTalks_]

One ticket for the Barbie movie

[Ghostface @GhostfaceTalks_]

Who made this

[Jenni @hashjenni]

“thank god it’s the weekend”

me Saturday and Sunday:

[ShayFobic @bbeyfobic]

Beyoncé seen Arresting Donald Trump today 03/21/2023

[Ghostface @GhostfaceTalks_]

me: can i get a ticket?
"for what movie?"
me at the window:

[ivy ♡ *⁠.⁠✧ @xbabyivy]

Yall ever be sitting and think... damn this is the real life

[The Reese's Guy⁷ @AndrewAthias]

"Go birds" - space

[goo bear @The_Michine]

I have a controversial statement to make. . .i thought Wednesday was lame

[alexandria morgan @AlexandriaMorgz]

let andy cohen drink

[Corn ✧⍣ @cornski]

bro how tf do you block team snapchat