Nathaniel

UC ‘22 | Insta: @the_nouser

[Nathaniel @The_Nouser]

My plans: 2020:

[Nathaniel @The_Nouser]

I didn't have enough documents to get a Real ID when I turned 21 so my license currently says "NOT FOR REAL ID PURPOSES" which just makes it look fake wherever I go.

And it's ugly looking.

[Dr. Alex Zawacki @achillghost]

Real ID is the most American thing that's ever happened. A Patriot Act-era requirement that has been delayed to next year, every year, for 20 years, because Americans simply cannot be bothered to get one

[Nathaniel @The_Nouser]

Apple Music potentially becoming the dominant music app after years of being slandered would be an elite comeback

[justin theroux’s hair plugs @mcstardently]

Spotify has gotten kinda unbearable to use now but I’m like 10 years deep so I’m going down with the sinking ship I guess

[Nathaniel @The_Nouser]

@_cloudcampaign How does the moon cut the sun's hair? Eclipse it!

[Nathaniel @The_Nouser]

The fact that this was in the NKY/Cincy area is really our claim to fame

[Pookie @PookiesParadise]

bro was really the original stream sniper 😭

[Nathaniel @The_Nouser]

Social credit scores except it's based on how many dents your Stanley mug has and how many accessories you can afford

[tofu⁷ 🍜 ia📚 @milktealattae]

this whole stanley thing is really starting to feel like a cult bc why would you need all that for a tumbler?

[Nathaniel @The_Nouser]

@CooperGoPo Genuinely surprised this got no attention. Your current students are lame for not liking this.

[Nathaniel @The_Nouser]

Y’all been sharing memes saying “how is this app free 😭😭” now Elon’s gonna make us all pay $8

[Barstool Cincinnati @UCBarstool]

DANA BRINGS THE BOOM💥 @danabeers

[Dana Beers @danabeers]

I AM THE KING OF THE CANNONS @UCBarstool

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Meg. She’s a facility dog at Goshen Middle School. Just got her class photos back and wanted to share them. 14/10

[Nathaniel @The_Nouser]

@CollinFossett This picture just asked me to hop on Halo reach

[Dave Peasant, Aspiring Lorax @aspiringpeasant]

Remarkable how people only think politicians from the *other side* are fucked up.

My brothers and sisters, it's basically all of them.

The incentives are too strong. They don't work for you or on your behalf, no matter how strongly you identify with team red or team blue.

[Nathaniel @The_Nouser]

@CollinFossett

[Nathaniel @The_Nouser]

@nickarli did it work

[Jules @julesterpak]

Gen Z isn’t as digitally literate as we think we are. All generations are victims of misinformation on social media, but Gen Z is particularly great at giving it more reach

[Jane Coaston 🏔️ @janecoaston]

One of the fascinating things about politics is that at no point are the truest believers in any single political ideology ever happy. Not once. Not ever.

[Nathaniel @The_Nouser]

calling 1-800-588-2300 empire today

[Eric Boehm @EricBoehm87]

America's two-party system means you get to choose between AOC wearing an "Tax The Rich" at a gathering of some of the world's richest people and MTJ retweeting medical advice from Nicki Minaj's cousin.

(I choose to drink heavily.)

[Goodable @Goodable]

Twenty years ago today, a tiny town in Newfoundland took in 6,700 passengers who were stranded on 9/11.

They didn't care about politics or who the President was.

They opened their homes to complete strangers in their hour of need.

It's what neighbours do.

#Humanity 🇺🇲 🇨🇦

[Nathaniel @The_Nouser]

@CooperGoPo You say that to all of your classes smh