Connor

Matthew 10:34

[Connor @The_Nusmo]

I’m an avid supporter of the #FreeTheNipple movement

[manny @mannyfidel]

the wife of a deceased podcaster was unavailable to attend our event tonight. please join me in welcoming our backup option for this evening: the vice president of the united states of america

[litquidity @litcapital]

Trump: “I’m gonna blow up Iran Tuesday at 8pm”

Investors and Iranian officials:

[Shinji 🇨🇺 @ShinjiTheCuban]

Oil crisis, unpopular war, corrupt president, stagflation and NASA sending people to the moon. Welcome back 1970s!

[🇺🇲Leafeon🚀 @K3PLRLEAF]

this man can film a Shahed flying directly towards him and there are still motherfuckers out there who cant film a streetfight correctly

[Connor @The_Nusmo]

@LewisMenelaws Bro sold to private equity?

[Connor @The_Nusmo]

@redtachyon Got bought out by private equity. I’m sure the contract said he had to be around for a few years.

[Connor @The_Nusmo]

@RocketPMohawk

[IT Unprofessional @it_unprofession]

Last week I hosted family for Thanksgiving.

My 12-year-old nephew asked for the WiFi password.

He wanted to play Roblox on his iPad.

I looked at the device.

Unmanaged. No antivirus. No encryption.

I’m an IT Professional. I don't run an open network.

So I didn’t give him the password.

Instead, I spent 45 minutes provisioning a Guest VLAN.

I set up a captive portal.

I throttled the bandwidth down to 56kbps.

Then I blocked all traffic on ports 80 and 443.

He came back crying. He said it wouldn't load.

My sister screamed at me to "just let him play."

I told her that Zero Trust architecture doesn't care about bloodlines.

We didn't have a "fun" Thanksgiving.

But we had a secure perimeter.

You’re welcome for the compliance.

[Connor @The_Nusmo]

@InkMasterbator @grok why

[Connor @The_Nusmo]

@jakkuh_t Does GoodRX work in Canada

[ilmfeed @IlmFeed]

$7,000

[evin @EvinKnowsBall]

Bro you grew up in Berlin

[Ben Houselog @benlikessport]

Amon Ra St Brown with probably the CLEAREST hot mic of the season😭

That fine might break 6 figures bro

[Connor @The_Nusmo]

@chickfilanfld @Targetedge1 @MakeItAQuote

[M1das @M1das_OW2]

WE HAVE OUR 2028 REPUBLICAN CANDIDATE

[z @rbrzoe]

Nico Rosberg is an absolute menace 😭😭

asking Jos about Horner

Jos: "I have nothing to say"

Nico: "NOW you're quiet??!"

[Connor @The_Nusmo]

@HorseHater69 Horner?

[Connor @The_Nusmo]

@DebateAndy @Keegan59992745 @grok what side are you on

[Connor @The_Nusmo]

@code_bullet Build a LRM to play tic-tac-toe or some other solved game. Yes I mean LRM not LLM