The Palmenator

Pasta

[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

Benjamin Netanyahu is a war criminal.

[GREAYWORKS MICHAEL/MIKE @MikesGreayworks]

No offense but this is what Secret Wars looks like to me

[jeff sandwich @midatantics]

what race are they. what ethnicity are the dolphins. i need to know so i can be weird about it

[raina douris @RahRahRaina]

elmo. please. do not read the book he tries to give you

[conner @winterweather]

THHHHEEEEE BOOYYYYYS ARE BACK IN TOWWWWWNNNNNN

[Popstonox @Popstonox]

Chris Rabb, PA-03 candidate, on John Fetterman

"The first thing to understand about Senator Fetterman is that he is an asshole.

He engaged in populist cosplay at the expense of the people. It has nothing to do with him having a stroke, it's because he's an asshole.

I wasn't impressed with him ever. The fact that when he was running he was for marriage equality, he wanted to legalize adult-use cannabis, he believed in prison reform, I'm like– you're supposed to be for those things. You're a Democrat. That's not particularly impressive in Philadelphia.

A lot of people meeting me for the first time say, 'I like what you're doing, but how do I know you're not going to break my heart too?'

My response to them is, Fetterman had tweets, I have receipts. I have a decade of a legislative track record. I'm on the record on every issue you can imagine."

via @LeverNews

[Siraj Hashmi @SirajAHashmi]

Break the two-party system and donate to Don Lemon’s presidential campaign by going to Lemonparty dot com

[Krystal Ball @krystalball]

This is insane. ICE hired a wife beater with severe mental health issues whose own family is terrified of him. Also worth noting that the military had previously accepted him in spite of severe mental health issues and sent him to Afghanistan where his family say he was turned into a monster.

This ICE hire isn’t just an accident or lack of vetting. Stephen Miller’s goal was to assemble a force of unaccountable marauding thugs. From his perspective this murderous psycho is a success story and exactly what he’s looking for.

[Specter 🍉 @StrayingSpecter]

"Painmaker" Chris Jericho:

[Braden 🏺 @BradenIsBased]

That's it? No Smash?

#TrumpDirect

[Mehdi Hasan @mehdirhasan]

You’re a Nazi.

[Wong Updates @WongUpdates]

Zachary Levi was reportedly arrested this morning for trespassing on the set of 'MAN OF TOMORROW’.

(via: TMZ)

[pinky lemon @xpinkylemonx]

AOC should NOT run for President.

She should move to columbia heights and join my friend group of people mostly 10 years younger than her as a sort of Matriarchal figure.

[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

Proud that New York is one of 12 states suing to stop Paramount's acquisition of Warner Bros.

This is not a merger that serves the public. It would hand one company nearly a third of the movies and cable channels Americans watch, raise prices for streaming and cable, endanger the livelihoods of thousands of New York artists and entertainment workers, and threaten to shutter theaters across our city.

New York's workers helped build this industry. They should not be sacrificed for the sake of further corporate consolidation.

[the doogfather @thedoogfather]

lindsay graham in hell trying to get ronald reagan’s attention

[raw روان✨ @raweezzyy]

Lindsey Graham got on national television and said “we’re killing the right kind of people” after 168 Iranian school girls were bombed. May my heart continue to stay despicably cruel, heartless and abusive to those who celebrate the deaths of children 🙏🏼

[Lord Mersey's Wonder Emporium @HiveFleetHodag]

Lindsey Graham’s last words 😔

[microplastics nanobubbler @facetedcarapace]

Tongue fucking my camel toe ice cream on the bus to attract ladies and accidentally swallowing the entire stick at a speed bump

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

RIP Mitch McConnell. You would have loved covering up the death of a sitting senator to keep a democrat from filling the seat.