Metabolicdeath

I don't normally twitter.

Opinions expressed here are my own.

[Metabolicdeath @The_Randey]

Professional people that end their sentences with "So..." #PetPeeve

[Metabolicdeath @The_Randey]

Hey @DutchBros - I want bendy straws.

I went to a mom and pop donut shop and they served iced coffee with a bendy straw.

Make this happen. Please send me $1 for the idea.

[Metabolicdeath @The_Randey]

I started a magic the gathering library.

#theLibrarian #theLibrary #silenceinthelinraty
#whereisthedoctor
#fightcapitalismwithknowledge

[Metabolicdeath @The_Randey]

@DoorDash this long distance fee is bogus. You're providing no value by charging a fee for a restaurant I had access to yesterday, in my same town.

Stop making life harder.

[Metabolicdeath @The_Randey]

Symbiotes are the 'Green Lantern Core' of the Marvel/Sony universe.

[Metabolicdeath @The_Randey]

The only reason taking the cartridge out and blowing on it "works" is more about turning it off, and on again.

I will not be taking questions.

[Metabolicdeath @The_Randey]

@girdley The answer is to add more oligarchs. got it. What could go wrong.

[Metabolicdeath @The_Randey]

@EdKrassen Dude this is capitalism not politics.

[The Register-Guard @registerguard]

Wholesale retailer Costco told its employees that it would increase pay for most of its hourly store workers to more than $30. https://t.co/tzsXwClxzy

[Metabolicdeath @The_Randey]

@BestBuySupport I'm looking for help with the geek squad total protection plan.

[President Biden Archived @POTUS46Archive]

Today, my Administration approved student debt cancellation for over 60,000 public service workers – that means 1 million folks have now had their debt cancelled thanks to Public Service Loan Forgiveness on my watch.

I will never stop working to make higher education affordable.

[SpaceX @SpaceX]

Liftoff of Falcon 9, marking 260 reflights of Falcon boosters since our first one seven years ago today!

[Metabolicdeath @The_Randey]

@DarthMicroT 🤗

[EPUD @EmeraldPUD]

⚠️OUTAGE UPDATE: EPUD crews and 4 crews from Cache Valley & Christenson Electric are back in the field. They are spread out and making repairs before the next wave of freezing rain hits, which could cause additional damage & new and/or worsened outages. More updates coming soon.

[Metabolicdeath @The_Randey]

@EmeraldPUD Smart hub says there's no outage in my area. Can someone update that???

[Metabolicdeath @The_Randey]

After dealing with my children's own challenges with their religious journeys I've decided to change the status of religion from a necessity of life to a hobby.

[Metabolicdeath @The_Randey]

@TacoTime @DoorDash Thanks!
It didn't deter me from ordering, but I'm glad it'll be fixed!

[Metabolicdeath @The_Randey]

Go home @TacoTime , your meal prices are drunk 😂😂😂

[Metabolicdeath @The_Randey]

@TacoTime This was on @doordash in the 97478 zip code.

See my other tweet with more crazy prices.

[Metabolicdeath @The_Randey]

Wow, $118 for Orange juice??? @DoorDash @TacoTime