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[REXES @The_Rexes]

@itsNyaWan King David from his Rooftop

[Rabiu Musa Kwankwaso @KwankwasoRM]

I extend my sincere appreciation to all who took the time to mark my 70th birthday and share their warm messages of goodwill. Thank you. - RMK

[cloridrato de metilfenidato @smokemyvomit]

Pensando nesse post de mais de uma década atrás, de um dos roteiristas, sobre a cena do banheiro público da primeira temporada de Rick and Morty. O Morty é genuinamente uma vítima meu deus do céu

[it’s pronounced Iseoluwa @is3oluwa]

I knew I fucking knew it.

[Ayo O @ayoships]

I reverse engineered candy crush

[Obasanjo @cent_haysmall]

The Association of Alaga-Iduro and Alaga-Ijoko in Yorubaland is advised to take note of an important point: If the bride is not Yoruba, the groom should never perform Dobale to the bride’s family. This gesture is strictly and exclusively reserved for Yoruba brides

It’s called IGBEYAWO for so many reasons.

[Mr Goody Goody 🍫 @emekah_]

Cos believe it or not, Nigeria is arguably the most geographically perfect country on earth over 500,000 square kilometres and in this context of time zone, sunrise is by 6am and sundown by 6pm all year round so no need to change the time to buffer the effect of daylight hours 😅

[oloriAlayiuwa @owolanky]

lol you’ve been stealing people’s culture since the 60s, what is 1992 ?

[Dr. Calafiori 🦇 @fimiletoks]

While I was taking my morning walk today, I saw a mallam selling Pentazocine injections.

This is an opioid, a dangerous drug that should be sold only in a proper pharmacy or hospital with a prescription.

The discussion about it being original or fake is another topic entirely. How did we descend to the point where people hawk opioid injections? States have to step up and create their laws to cover the gaps in NAFDAC.

[OPEOLUWA 😎😎 @OpeBee]

This is coming 3 years after.

Better late than never.

Personally I am very optimistic about the 2nd term of PBAT!!

[SoftLifeEnjoyer @mahayadinette]

Imagine sharing a border with a country where thousands of your people live, yet knowing so little about its reality that you confidently display your ignorance and arrogance online.

[The Kaipullai @thekaipullai]

There is an American tech YouTuber called Jerry Rigs Everything. Most of his videos are about him taking apart devices, understanding how they work etc.

He has 10.2 million subscribers

In 2005 his wife had a horse riding accident as a result of which she was paralyzed waist down. She now required a wheel chair to move about

All high quality outdoor wheelchairs that he tested costed upwards of $20,000

Considering he was a tech Youtuber with some fame he could have simply called one company to get one for free.

He didn't do that

Like he does on his channel, he took apart a wheelchair, understood its components and then built one on his own

He then decided to sell them in public for $999. He called it the Paradox

Thanks to him, most of us can have access to high mobility, all terrain wheelchairs.

This is what tech Youtubers abroad do. They actually make a difference

Meanwhile Our guys haven't yet gone past, "Arre Bhai, Yeh dekho Apple ka agla amazing phone, Isme aapko milta hai 3 camera aur ek screen. See how I am drooling on this packaging and colour" with some pathetically click baity thumbnails

[Feyi @gvofeyii]

So many things we say actually but I guess that’s what makes it a local English we somehow use 😭

• Pepperish (spicy)

• Trafficate (car signal)

• “I’m coming” we say this when we’re actually going somewhere 🤣

• Flash me

• It won’t “size” me

• Let me hear word

• Are you less busy

• It’s like you don’t have something doing

• I just branched her place

• Please, help me beg him (instead of “plead with” him

I can go on and on. I was bored today and dug deep into this 😂

[Feyi @gvofeyii]

I just learnt today that “I slept off” is Nigerian English and it isn’t grammatically correct.

No way man 😭

[Olúwajùwónlo @weirdlyseen]

This is the Full letter for anyone who wants to have a Look..

Take a look at the insults beings thrown at the Yorubas..

Imagine an Ibo man wanting to Librate a Nation that built empires?

[fimlex @fimlex2]

See bars😂😂. He k!ll her

[Deinococcus radiodurans 🤓 @korede_ofc]

If you put mouth in women convo you go just look like mumu
They're saying this makeup looks bad but it's better than 90% of makeups I've seen

[Foundational Nupe Lawyer @egi_nupe]

These people you listed here, they never occupied any public office before? Who voted them? The Nupes?

[Oluwadamilare @marvelioue]

@esther_stan You are the one actually ragebait us right now