The SNP

Scotland's largest political party and party of Government. Centre left and social democratic.

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@AlexSalmond has decided that he'll be a CBBC presenter if politics doesn't work..

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#TheSNP team have just finished our 8 course lunch. @AlexSalmond is already snacking #HowIsThatEvenPossible #HungryElephant

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Policy Number 3 in an #IndependentScotland: We shall grow our own coal. Suck my left one, union! #SalmondsSuperSuggestions #ThankMeLater

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Fact of the day: You cannot watch @AlexSalmond on a 3D TV without a very large room, because his third dimension is too large #FatManProbs

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@NicolaSturgeon claims that she's going to be a judge on next years #XFactor. Thought there was a weight limit for the judging panel? #SNP

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Oh dear. He's now waddling around the #SNP office pretending his chocolate cake is a gun. #OnlyAlexSalmond

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@AlexSalmond won't stop talking about how he was asked to be the new #Skyfall #Bond man, but he turned down the offer. #Liar #FlabPack

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#TheSNP 8 course banquet was brilliant. For pudding we had Taxpayer Surprise, with coins we'd stolen off Scottish citizens inside!

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@NicolaSturgeon has blocked us, @The_SNP, from following her on Twitter!? What have we done big Nico?

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@AlexSalmond has just announced he'll be trick or treating this #Halloween. Bit old? He says 'You're never too old for free sweets!' #OhDear

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Uh oh. @AlexSalmond just sat on the office dog. Currently heading to A&E at the Royal Infirmary to get it wedged out! Poor thing.

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Just me settling down to an 8 course lunch, courtesy of the #Scottish taxpayer! #ThanksTeam #LoveYouReally #ItsAllLies

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RT @AlexSalmond 'Had a hog roast for breakfast this morning'... Alex, that isn't normal! #StickWithCereal #AlexAndHisFood

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Policy number two, in an #IndependentScotland there will be a new currency! No more coins, we'll use #Haribo! #SalmondsSuperSuggestions

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@AlexSalmond and @NicolaSturgeon have just worked out that their combined weight is 236 stone! If they've done the Maths correctly...

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The #SNP office this morning reeks of farts. Thanks a bunch @NicolaSturgeon! #SmellyNicola #Stinking

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I, @AlexSalmond, shall rename #Scotland 'Salmondland' if we go independent! Another of my brilliant ideas, bow to me now!

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#SNP were thinking, maybe it would be a good idea to have a midnight gun? Like the one o'clock gun in Edinburgh but at midnight! #WakeUpCall

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Oh dear - @NicolaSturgeon and @AlexSalmond are in hysterics watching Embarrassing Bodies.. they were once on the show once as it happens..

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We're all working in the office this afternoon - @AlexSalmond has just started inflating a balloon which he hopes to have finished by 2014!