Seth Knuth

look for the bright lights; I ain’t really hard to find

[Seth Knuth @The_SethKnuth]

@Soaringeagle45 The vast majority of people in airports are business travelers. You may not buy a suitcase on your way to bali for vacation, but you might on your fifth back to back business travel week when your travelpro loses a caster in O’Hare .

[Rep. Eric Burlison @RepEricBurlison]

Today is a great day to get rid of the $200 tax stamp on NFA items.

[Zion Lights @ziontree]

This is true, but don’t worry, no one’s asking you to drink it!

How many myths about nuclear energy have you believed? > https://t.co/EZXmThbUCb

[Ciaran Wilcox @CiaranWilcox]

@WallStreetApes

[Seth Knuth @The_SethKnuth]

“First couple rows, you gon' see the real guys
The ones that purchase the vehicles 'cause of trunk size”

[Birds Aren't Real @birdsarentreal]

One year ago, we demanded Twitter change their logo.

This week, they finally met our demands. Victory.

[Seth Knuth @The_SethKnuth]

@FrankieBorrelli @ForePlayPod @LouStagner

[Seth Knuth @The_SethKnuth]

@marrcey

[World of Engineering @engineers_feed]

The most important two rules in life:

1. Never give out all the information.

[Seth Knuth @The_SethKnuth]

@rothko_fan @dittoheadadt @SpittinVennum @notthatsanjay @LouStagner What’s your move on a hard 15-16 vs a 10?

[Seth Knuth @The_SethKnuth]

Greetings from Buffalo Niagara, Eh!

[Seth Knuth @The_SethKnuth]

Delayed flights have to be wonderful for the airport lounge business. $50 for unlimited drinks and some peace and quiet, or sit at gate C12 for five hours? No brainer.

[max homa @Maxhoma]

She’s a 10 but she grabs her bag and stands in the aisle the moment the plane lands

[Seth Knuth @The_SethKnuth]

Played 18 holes with the same ball yesterday. @PGATOUR, I heard you have a few spots open..

[Seth Knuth @The_SethKnuth]

If you can take your shoes off on a flight, I should be allowed to vape.

[Seth Knuth @The_SethKnuth]

Best thing I’ve heard all day.
“Fore Please. Now driving, Tiger Woods.” #themasters

[The Masters @TheMasters]

Welcome back to Augusta National, Tiger. #themasters