Tela Andrews

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[Tela Andrews @The_Tela]

Celebrating 18 years of happy marriage, and 28 years together. Surprising we survived, TBH 😂🎊

[Tela Andrews @The_Tela]

Is your #Easter game strong? Because we’ve already started making Easter eggs over here

[Tela Andrews @The_Tela]

If you follow me and I’ve gone quiet, it’s because I’m on my new handle >>> @tela come follow me over there, it’s a 🎉

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First step towards ‘Basic’. Not basic income, just ‘Basic’. Like in The Expanse. This is a stupid fucking idea. We have got to fight this! https://t.co/buM37qELTk

[Tela Andrews @The_Tela]

@jodyrodgers I ❤️ awkward vocal challenges! They’re the erstwhile pastime of Twitter dilettantes

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@KalaMana @nypmetro So many ways this would be a tipping point for other bad stuff

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We’ve got to figure out how to make capitalism sustainable. This article shows why, with most wealth owned by the 1%, it isn’t https://t.co/Sq5NgE49TA

[Tela Andrews @The_Tela]

@tomcritchlow 2040: The algorithms write you

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@cjc My Godzilla roar ringtone would disagree with you...if I didn’t always keep the volume turned off

[Tela Andrews @The_Tela]

2018 was about changes, most of which I’d seen coming and planned for 1+ years. Everything is coming together for an exciting 2019 with new roles, and new products of my own on the way.

[Tela Andrews @The_Tela]

@rmn It was about time, mate 🤙

[Tela Andrews @The_Tela]

My favorite tea mug, failed catastrophically in my hand this morning. Viewing this as a new mug opportunity, not an omen of the year to come. Happy #NYE2019 folks!

[Tela Andrews @The_Tela]

When you’re tryna be productive but the public library is too good

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Idris Elba as James Bond is brilliant

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Great conversation with Camille Eddy @NikkyMill - Developers can't build unbiased systems unless they first recognize their biases.

[Tela Andrews @The_Tela]

Love this automation trick for writing more assertively from @zapier https://t.co/jlgZJMskj7. Putting this into practice for the Avalara DevRel team!

[Tela Andrews @The_Tela]

Quick tutorial on how to get tax rates by zip code for retail POS systems.
https://t.co/pnHdTn7ylM

[Tela Andrews @The_Tela]

@AppleSupport your booking engine for Genius Bar appointments - https://t.co/uJSi9KCKVj - isn't responding. Can you suggest an alternate way to book?

[Tela Andrews @The_Tela]

@jefflash Decisions on cost of service have to be driven by product & engineering in partnership. A good reason to hire PMs who have been paid to code