Kieran Jarvis

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[XBOX UK @xboxuk]

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[Simons @Simon_Ingari]

2021: No salary increase
2022: No salary increase
2023: No salary increase
2024: No salary increase
2025: No salary increase

2026:
Employee: “Kindly accept my resignation.”

Boss: “But you’re doing such a great job! Why are you leaving?”

Employee: “I’ve received a new job offer with a 65% salary increase, and there’s also a guaranteed annual raise based on performance.”

48 hours later…

[Jack Dart @JackWDart]

Nigel Farage took £585,000 from GB News. His MPs declared another £770,000. Four billionaires have spent £170 million building the media machine putting Reform in your living room every night.

Today the Guardian exposed them and what they expect in return. This is a political project funded from the top.

#ReformUK #NigelFarage #GBNews

[Rt Hon. Will || Portfolio for Sarcasm (parody) @colder_sarcasm]

Nothing says “we’re not fascist” like threatening to defund organisations that disagree with you.

[Ben @LFC_Ireland78]

@kokeshimum Wrong on that one.
Remote working allows employers to source staff from a larger area, rather than within the 10-15miles of their premises.
Remote working has seen a decrease in sickness days, flexibility with child care, decrease in road traffic, & staff working longer hours.

[Dave Simms @simmcitydave]

@kokeshimum @MittensOff If anyone wants to know why Reform want us out of the ECHR, this speech explains it perfectly. It's so they can remove workers rights in favour of corporations. It's so we have considerably less ability to fight against their greed than we do today....

[Harry Eccles @Heccles94]

Things we haven't forgotten:

🤔 Farage never clarified how he got his Clacton house. He said he bought it, then he suddenly said it was his GF, but noone explained where they got the £885,000 from?

🤔 Farage appointed Nathan Gill, his friend and ally, who turned out was a Russian asset.

🤔 Farage is receiving well over £1,300,000 in extra earnings. He broke the ministerial code 17 times by not reporting all of them.

🤔 Over 30 former pupils and staff at his old school confirm Nigel was a racist, antisemetic bully

🤔 Farage personally appointed Nick Candy, knowing about his Epstein connections.

🤔 Farage was flown to Davos by a foreign billionaire, then flown to Dubai by a different foreign billionaire the week after.

🤔 Farage uses a company to minimise the tax he pays on his 13 extra jobs.

Anything else?

[Luke @LukeWhosTalking]

Look at all the grey haired fossils in the background clapping like seals.

Their entire ideology is wanting to make life as hard as possible for the younger people who pay their pensions, whilst turning the country into a weird moribund shrine to their childhoods.

[Jack @FFS_WhatNow]

Every single person I know who works from home gets more done, takes less time off sick, and is happy.

Piss off, Nigel. Not your decision, mate.

[Kieran Jarvis @The_VengefulOne]

@bdacoley14 @NoContextCounty I’ll say what I’ve said before, when they’ve said we want Overton the selectors look at Surrey and say “is there an Overton here” and as they find one they assume that’s who they want, really they’re after Craig

[Politics For You @PoliticoForYou]

BREAKING 🚨🚨🚨

Tough day at the office for Tommy Robinson, as he accidentally tells the world about his algorithm.

[Kieran Jarvis @The_VengefulOne]

@rebbford @geoffkeighley It’s the portal to Tau right

[Governor Newsom Press Office @GovPressOffice]

Quiet, piggy.

[Kieran Jarvis @The_VengefulOne]

@NikTek Why do I feel like both capaign and the zombies boss have been designed by ai

[Kieran Jarvis @The_VengefulOne]

@luuucy813 Definitely one of the best in recent years, GnR was a bit surprising though considering most people who saw them in 2018 said they weren’t great. The rest though could make planning the weekend difficult

[BennyCentral @BennyCentral]

Buzzing! Managed to win 3 games of #Redsec during the @HyperX challenge!

Which means I get to giveaway a
- HyperX Alpha 2 Wireless
- HyperX Flipcast Microphone
- HyperX Haste 2 Wireless Mouse

🚨 RT + Follow to enter!!

[FibbyMcFibFace #RejointheEU @FibbyMcFibFace]

@Nigel_Farage you complain about this prison sentence not being long enough yet you treat Lucy Connolly who called for people to be burned alive in their accommodation as a repressed hero on your party conference stage!

Your views are the real two tier issue in this country!

[Kieran Jarvis @The_VengefulOne]

@BattlefieldComm Still haven’t received these

[Kieran Jarvis @The_VengefulOne]

@BattlefieldComm Assume I won’t be playing the game on release day at this rate