Wheatley

Are y..are you still there? Pick me up would you? Oh. And I can't do it if you're watching.

[Wheatley @The_Wheatley]

@gamerabilia When do you foresee new stock arriving, like AC hoodies and wallets etc?

[Wheatley @The_Wheatley]

No, I'm the bloody God Of War. Certainly the god of er, space. #egxp http://t.co/lyMPmUWb

[Wheatley @The_Wheatley]

Some game not in space! @Eurogamer_Expo #assassinscreed3

[Wheatley @The_Wheatley]

Look at all these humans queuing @Eurogamer_Expo. Such a er, human thing. You know, queuing. Won't notice me though. http://t.co/4KWUdVSA

[Wheatley @The_Wheatley]

Popping my sphere into the @eurogamer_expo today. Cloaking device engaged!

[Wheatley @The_Wheatley]

Best Olympic moment? Tim Henman's 'woohoo' as Andy Murray won the gold. When Muzza serves an ace down the middle, I now hear that. #bbc2012

[Mitre Sports @MitreSports]

1 day #Comp,ends today- #IWANTTOWIN a 2010-11 FL Watford #Watfordfc Tensile #football To enter FOLLOW US & RT!

[Wheatley @The_Wheatley]

#liesihaveheard Being called a 'moron'. Without doubt a lie. #portal2

[Wheatley @The_Wheatley]

#LetItShine NO NO NO NO NO NO! I'm sick of it bloody shining. All day, all night, I think I still have those, the sun bloody shines. No!

[Wheatley @The_Wheatley]

@WheatleyLabs Well, I'm not bloody fictional, nor do I boil, not black either. So pot I maybe, kind of, but the other things, er, no.

[Wheatley @The_Wheatley]

Harry Potter Lives On In Our Hearts? He doesn't. He was fictional. And couldn't get home from space if he was stuck here either! #portal2

[Wheatley @The_Wheatley]

#OverheardAtBreezyAndDrakesBrawl 'Science has now validated your birth mother's decision to abandon you on a doorstep.' GLaDOS - not a fan

[Wheatley @The_Wheatley]

Secret message time. If you COMBINE my day with the FORCES of nature then you'll know how it's been ATTACKING NOW RUN FLEE my er, day. #hl2

[Wheatley @The_Wheatley]

#ObamasNextExecutiveOrder RESCUE WHEATLEY FROM SPACE. Launch that thing Mr President!

[Wheatley @The_Wheatley]

#hayatcok In-bloody-deed.

[Wheatley @The_Wheatley]

#PlacesYouCanGetRapedAt Aperture Science. Sad er, face. Not that I can portray, you know a face.

[Wheatley @The_Wheatley]

#ThingsYouShouldNotSay 'Can you, can you pick me up please?' - caused me nothing but trouble. #portal2

[Wheatley @The_Wheatley]

#LittleMixAreGlamorous Maybe, but would they last 5 minutes in the cold vacuum of space. It's so very er, cold, in er, space.

[Wheatley @The_Wheatley]

Dancing in the dark eh? Try floating in the dark. People. Months at a time. Almost. #portal2

[Wheatley @The_Wheatley]

#NextOnRihannasSmashlist LACK. OF. GRAVITY. Smash that little 'theory' and come get me baby!