To all the Clubs, Players & Fans that Iβve come across on this life changing journey....THANK YOU from the bottom of my π€
Itβs been a pleasure, hanging them up 31/05/2021 βπΌ
The club has heard recent rumours that the club is going under due to players moving to some other shitty club. The rumours are false and we are proud to announce our new main sponsor of Mountain Dew the better energy drink #fuckredbull#backstronger
Injury update π¨: Stuart seeked medical assistance following his collision in his clubs last bowt. Clive Tinsley has quoted on the lads current state - "he's a tough cookie" hinting an appearance in the game this weekend, despite all the concerns.
CLUB ANNOUNCEMENT: we can sadly announce that the wrong mans fc will sadly go into administration and shut down all further proceedings after losing 3 key players to rivals @RBBundafc this is a sad loss but we hope with your financial support we can open up these grounds again.
Further Transfer News: Our maestro midfielder Jamil Miah has extended his contract by a year from the Islamic state because he likes he doesnβt want to leave Brighton, we are not worried one bit as yanno he could be plotting a bombing