Alpha-Jim😎

Medic💉/ Footballer ⚽/ @arsenal fan😍/Apuuli Omutooro😋

[Alpha-Jim😎 @The_alphaJim]

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[Alpha-Jim😎 @The_alphaJim]

Some guy out there is in 5 serious relationships,
Then there's me who can't even get 1 😭💔

[Alpha-Jim😎 @The_alphaJim]

@jemoprice1 @chards_effi It has expensive drinks

[Alpha-Jim😎 @The_alphaJim]

Spain 🇪🇸 Eliminating Portugal 🇵🇹 from the World Cup like:
😁😁

[Alpha-Jim😎 @The_alphaJim]

@amanya_onesmas Bano abana bakujukiza.....

[Alpha-Jim😎 @The_alphaJim]

As a man,
Why would u give birth, nga tosobola kusasulila DNA...
Tokikola bambi 🥺🥺🙏🏾🙏🏾💔💔

[Alpha-Jim😎 @The_alphaJim]

As a man,
Why would u give birth, nga tosobola kusasulila DNA...
Tokikola bambi 🥺🥺🙏🏾🙏🏾💔💔

[Alpha-Jim😎 @The_alphaJim]

So you people are even having sex?🤔🤔🙌🏾🙌🏾

[Chinx @justChinks]

Hydration break is literally how long sex should last. Not a second longer

[Alpha-Jim😎 @The_alphaJim]

@turfemma @KMbappe @Uwagasabune @equipedefrance At what age....
This guy is unlucky to play football in this era of Messi 😀

[Alpha-Jim😎 @The_alphaJim]

I'm single but not so much..
Coz i have shares in some relationships 😁😁

[Troll Football @TrollFootball]

FIFA asking Sweden to come and play their match against France

[Alpha-Jim😎 @The_alphaJim]

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary

[Alpha-Jim😎 @The_alphaJim]

Paraguay 🇵🇾 to Germany 🇩🇪

[Alpha-Jim😎 @The_alphaJim]

Kati bambi waliwo ka relationship nga boona Teri amanyi kuvuga motoka 😁😁

[Ronnie @ronniedazzler80]

Lecturer: I've never seen you in my lectures

Me: Yes because I'm shy☺️

[Alpha-Jim😎 @The_alphaJim]

Now, some of you have nothing negative to tell us about your Ex simply b'se you were the problem.
😂😂

[Alpha-Jim😎 @The_alphaJim]

Mbu "She's just using you"
Nio Nio
Kasita nze binyumira 😌😌

[Alpha-Jim😎 @The_alphaJim]

After seeing the DNA results from Kafeero's side, I think 1 day is not enough to fear women.
We need a week of public holiday to fear them. 💔😭🙌🏾

[Alpha-Jim😎 @The_alphaJim]

@MaamaKampala21 You might even be a side chick 😂

[Alpha-Jim😎 @The_alphaJim]

You: I don't like condoms 🚮
UTIs, Syphilis, HIV, Hepatitis B, Chlamydia, HPV, Pregnancy:

[Alpha-Jim😎 @The_alphaJim]

Some of you are in marriage, b'se you don't have where to sleep 😂😂