@DolphinMossad Sorry, it was actually a prehistoric mammoth god worshipped by one small tribe of Neanderthals that all got buried in a mudslide in 24,672 BCE
Hell exists and everyone who dies goes there because the one true religion was a spider cult in eighth century Cameroon that peaked at 400 members and died out a few decades later and it had a bunch of really specific rules about spiders.
Police chief: This precinct is the reason our city is as safe as it is. The press keeps speaking about "bad apples", and I can confidently say we don't have any here.
Officer Rape: I've pulled over The Lesbian Pervert.
Let this sink in: a foundational, key idea that Hitler developed in Mein Kampf, that eventually led to the emergence of Nazism (that some people come from inferior cultures and so can’t become properly German no matter what the law says) is now mainstream Western right wing lingo
they are in board meetings discussing how to stop you from buying $3 used 00s indie CDs . they have teams of scientists designing new ways to stop you from buying $15 Resident Evil xbox discs on eBay. theyve run the numbers and they will never recover from those DVDs you bought
Reports from a couple of days ago that Palestinian Authority forces carried out home demolitions against Palestinian residents in Al-Nuway’imah near Jericho in the West Bank. They demolished the homes under the pretext that they were built on “government lands” without permits.
Well, their big legislative demand is 100% renewables with no reduction in overall production
Which means: massive ecological devastation from mining, manufacturing, transportation, & installation all so data centers, Times Square billboards, & heated driveways can be “green”
Passport Bros: I wanted a traditional wife from a really poor country, western women are sooo entitled
Passport Wife: Great! Welcome to a traditional extended family system. Auntie’s moving in for a while, so is my mother, your brother-in-law needs £4000 for his start up, I will NOT be working, you’re expected to contribute to your niece’s university fees, and everyone knows you got a bonus this year so our cousins want mountain bikes
Passport Bros: …