Thea Danser

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[Thea Danser @Thea_Danser]

When in doubt, be kind.
When certain, be kind.
When utterly & totally convinced of your righteousness in all its shiny glory,
BE KIND.

[Thea Danser @Thea_Danser]

@ChristineTeel I wanna become a mom! I love hgtv! 😂

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@philandalex If you come to okc I’ll do it! 😘 @theadoeshair on Facebook & insta 🥰

[Thea Danser @Thea_Danser]

@ChristineTeel

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@ElijahRoach13 🙋🏼‍♀️😏😂

[Thea Danser @Thea_Danser]

@philandalex Its never too early to start the girls on adventures in Odyssey!

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@ChristineTeel Anything is a dating app if you’re desperate enough, Christine. 😂😂😂

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@philandalex Get a pink drink!

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I don’t care who you are, if you don’t start out your vacation with dippin dots, you’re doing it WRONG.

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Aaron just told me if I died he’d “probably get one of those Russian mail order brides” out of NOWHERE 🤔🤔🤔😂 what??

[Thea Danser @Thea_Danser]

The builder of our new salon came by, and gave me a birthday card so he could have pizza with us. 😂😂😂 “even though you are mean and you break things” 😂 I am DYING

[Thea Danser @Thea_Danser]

Just had to explain seasons 1-14 of Grey’s Anatomy to Aaron in approximately 2 minutes.

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@klyser You have to have style for it to be cramped, don’t you?

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@philandalex At least it was after gotchya day!!!

[ᴅᴏʟʟᴀʀ @DollarBeKnowing]

A burger should automatically come with fries. Any establishment charging fries separately is a scam. https://t.co/YkwaDoH16p

[Thea Danser @Thea_Danser]

I used to put getting my oil change off if my car was messy. This morning I tried to remove 3 Starbucks cups, and left the rest of the mess. I guess this is what not caring anymore is about 🤷🏼‍♀️😂😂

[J.K. Rowling @jk_rowling]

It's that anniversary again. This year, I apologise for killing someone who didn't die during the #BattleofHogwarts, but who laid down his life to save the people who'd win it. I refer, of course, to Dobby the house elf.

[Thea Danser @Thea_Danser]

Aaron has taken to sleeping with his head at he foot of the bed. Why? I have no clue. I feel funny stories coming out of this, though. Apparently I kicked him in the face last night. Because you know, I was sleeping the right way, like a NORMAL person. 🙄🤦🏼‍♀️😂😂😂

[Thea Danser @Thea_Danser]

WRONG. THIS IS ALLLLLL WRONG. https://t.co/bXB3Fvoero

[Disney Branded TV PR @DisneyBrandTVPR]

Sadie Stanley and @TheGoldbergsABC’s Sean Giambrone (@seangiambrone1) will star as Kim Possible and Ron Stoppable in the live-action #KimPossible Disney Channel Original Movie set to debut in 2019.

[Thea Danser @Thea_Danser]

All I want to do today is drink coffee & read books.

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I’m honestly just really upset I can never have ALL the laundry done at once.