steeze mcqueen

[steeze mcqueen @Theafrobonzo]

@johnsummit watch romantic killer!!!!

[steeze mcqueen @Theafrobonzo]

@porterrobinson is it gonna be eurotrash nurture all in the style of the dota song because that's now what i want

[steeze mcqueen @Theafrobonzo]

this is now a @johnsummit impersonation account. im djing 69 shows in 3 days and the only thing in my luggage is half a bottle of tequila and the ike summit neck kandis single dudes keep throwing at me

[steeze mcqueen @Theafrobonzo]

@nick_tassoni @WGAWest my dnd game

[steeze mcqueen @Theafrobonzo]

@madeon this is halal af lets GOOOOO

[steeze mcqueen @Theafrobonzo]

i never liked the people who went around telling me to try drugs and quit coffee but yall should try it

[steeze mcqueen @Theafrobonzo]

@ElectricZooNY hey how many retweets do i need to make @dogblood and @SevenLionsMusic not conflict set times

[steeze mcqueen @Theafrobonzo]

is it weird that my running joke all summer has been saying "love is dead" to anyone that asks if i have any lucky ladies or is this just what being 23 is like

[steeze mcqueen @Theafrobonzo]

protip: if your voicemail inbox is full while youre applying to jobs recruiters will think you're hot shit thats getting all the attention and they'll get jealous and want you more

[steeze mcqueen @Theafrobonzo]

my plan is to keep going out and dancing until I've heard bruno mars' entire discography at bars. only then may I rest.

[steeze mcqueen @Theafrobonzo]

@k0pak4 please learn from my mistakes. tell them my story

[steeze mcqueen @Theafrobonzo]

im just sayin i started out this job eating sarku japan with a fork and now i use exclusively chopsticks so if you still think i regressed mr. manager you're just not paying attention befitting of your role

[steeze mcqueen @Theafrobonzo]

making baklawa with my mom and listening to sorry by beyonce and thinking truly no one is worthy of me

[steeze mcqueen @Theafrobonzo]

nothing gets me going more than my friends quitting their corporate jobs

[steeze mcqueen @Theafrobonzo]

@kerrpe_diem quality fkn song

[steeze mcqueen @Theafrobonzo]

and airpods were made by trash for trash. thanks for tuning into my annual twitter update.

[steeze mcqueen @Theafrobonzo]

i get so emotional about cats

[steeze mcqueen @Theafrobonzo]

@DuaneRSwift @joeywood526 i log out for 1 week and people are talking shit can i help yall

[steeze mcqueen @Theafrobonzo]

whenever i see flossing in movie trailers
https://t.co/aaxii9EI7I

[steeze mcqueen @Theafrobonzo]

hey guys quick life update my roommates wont accept my naming of the wifi "3 gigabytes of horse porn" so im fucking moving out, anyone looking for a spot?