Theakers

repost account for nobody. but sometimes i post anyways

[🤠 @will_selecta]

As a visibly disabled person who's been sneak-photographed and posted online like this before I feel nothing but disgust and contempt for you. "It's art" no it's not you don't get to decide that. Try again!

[jon @delillostan]

How nonfiction authors feel after opening their book with one epigraph from high culture and another from pop culture

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

hi, it’s me, your next door neighbor. you might think I’m setting a lot of fireworks off tonight, but don’t worry, I have plenty saved for the next two to three weeks as well

[Omar Fateh @OmarFatehMN]

I am proud to be a @TwinCitiesDSA member, and one of two Democratic Socialists serving in the Minnesota Senate.

I have the joy of representing District 62 – the heart of South Minneapolis, and I'm honored to have earned our DSA chapter’s endorsement in my re-election campaign.

[Theakers @Theakers]

you can’t, the point is to make you work through illness. it’s just the way things are done here 🇺🇸

[Ghost🚶🏾‍♂️ @ghostinttown]

Hur ska man få läkarintyg samma morgon som man är sjuk på

[Gnoc @Gnoc290438]

@hannahwithfur this has been talked about extensively you're just 21

[Theakers @Theakers]

the post-therapy world is so goddamn annoying. everyone thinks they’re a psychologist

[Durst Nora @DurstNora1]

this is actually awesome cause if i went on a date with an enby this fucking annoying i wouldve sprinted past the they/them stage straight into womanhood

[Theakers @Theakers]

@yumtapwater i had no AC from 2021-23. I’d constantly get up, go rinse in the shower, & sit naked in front of a fan.

[Nina 🐈‍⬛ @sapphicnightowl]

Unfortunately, after being surrounded with normies at work for a couple years, I can say that neurotypicals actually love to scrutinize other people's "oddities" and bond over gossip & mockery. The point is to not give a fuck about their opinions

[Pierre L’Fauex @LFauexProd]

Regular Comedy Joke: "Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two tired!"

Alt Comedy Joke: "Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? I don't know, I was molested by Hitler"

[KS Warzala ☭🔻 @KSWarzala]

In 2021, Sri Lankan national Wishma Sandamali went to the Japanese police after her boyfriend hit her. Instead of helping, they threw her into a cell and tortured her to death. 16 other foreign nationals died in similar ways. But yeah, cute ducks. Good job 👍

[Theakers @Theakers]

sorry guys, secularism is cringe and reddit now. let people enjoy things :)

[NewsWire @NewsWire_US]

TEXAS BECOMES FIRST STATE TO REQUIRE STUDENTS READ THE BIBLE

[Theakers @Theakers]

@PokeMadness1996 @heshidicjudaism true. like most religions, mormons usually grow up in a mormon family, so a better analogy would finding out someone joined the LDS as an adult. (which is way funnier)

[Alternate☭Opinions 🇵🇷 @AltOpinions99]

"reddit atheist" = im upset at this atheist who isnt an agnostic pushover and will actually defend their secularist views but have no valid attack against them or what they believe so im just gonna call them "reddit" in the hopes that the digital panopticon will label them cringe

[Shahanshah of the Internet Age @ChazakielDoremi]

"religion discourse" on here today is funny because half of the people mean "reactionary systems of social control" and the other half mean "personal quest for meaning in life" so obviously they can't agree on "if religion is good or bad actually"

[📕 @SwampCommunist]

An anarchist would criticize a flight of stairs for wasting materials on all the steps that aren't the last one

[Theakers @Theakers]

@BillTheKid1603 fare hopping is the worst of the 3

[Mhiel @301pushups]

Mongolian throat fucking

[ArtButMakeItSports @ArtButSports]

@Complex Petit disque orange (rotated), by František Kupka, 1932