Theater Critic Trump

The Theater must always be a safe and special place, unlike the rest of America. SAD!

[Theater Critic Trump @TheaterGuyTrump]

On way to River City, Iowa - will see you soon w/ @mike_pence & @ProfHaroldHill. Join us! Tickets: https://t.co/984i6HQdFh #ThankYouTour2016

[Theater Critic Trump @TheaterGuyTrump]

I have NOTHING to do w The Apprentice:The Musical except for fact that I conceived it, star & have a big stake in it. Will devote ZERO TIME!

[Theater Critic Trump @TheaterGuyTrump]

Failing @washingtonpost actually has a good idea for once! https://t.co/vLUBTmc7Y1

[Theater Critic Trump @TheaterGuyTrump]

Chicks don't know what they're missin' I got a lot of living to do! Sizzlin' steaks all ready for tastin' ... Cadillacs all shiny and new!

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

If the press would cover me accurately & honorably, I would have far less reason to "tweet." Sadly, I don't know if that will ever happen!

[Theater Critic Trump @TheaterGuyTrump]

#Godspell-very nice story from 3 Matthew. The Bible is one of my favorite books, v big seller. my evangelicals know what I’m talking about!

[Theater Critic Trump @TheaterGuyTrump]

Just saw @HereLiesLoveNYC and had a phone call with Marcos. Very nice people. We will unite around our common interests! #trumptheater

[Theater Critic Trump @TheaterGuyTrump]

Many people are saying that Caiaphas decided This Jesus Must Die because of Hillary Clinton's hacked emails. #trumptheater

[Theater Critic Trump @TheaterGuyTrump]

.@krispekitty We have to figure out who the taker orphans are, and prosecute them to the fullest extent of the law. #trumptheater

[Paul Ryan Gosling @PaulRyanGosling]

Hey girl, call the library because this Book of Mormon has no spine.

[Theater Critic Trump @TheaterGuyTrump]

Eva Peron knows that change has to come from outside our very broken system. I worked hard with her to build a beautiful tower for Argentina

[O.W.I. (BoT) @OfcOfWrInfrmtn]

It was bound to happen. Making theatre criticism great again. Your morning dose of satire from Theatre Critic Trump @TheaterGuyTrump

[Henry Tudor @KngHnryVIII]

Power corrupts. Absolute power corrupts like "wow, wow, wow, every cell in my body is on fire in the good way"

[Theater Critic Trump @TheaterGuyTrump]

#12AngryMen: very bad play for America. Believe me, I'm angry, we're all angry. But they let the criminal off the hook! Sad! #trumptheater

[Theater Critic Trump @TheaterGuyTrump]

'Small business owners like Sweeney Todd and Mrs. Lovett say Trump is their pick for president.' #trumptheater #MAGA

[Theater Critic Trump @TheaterGuyTrump]

.@OnceMusical: Illegal immigrant steals jobs from proud small-business florists. Maybe she's a nice person? But they must enter legally.

[Theater Critic Trump @TheaterGuyTrump]

We must stop the crime and the killing from thugs like Jean Valjean...we will restore Law and order. #MAGA

[Theater Critic Trump @TheaterGuyTrump]

Isn’t it interesting that the tragedy in Les Misérables took place in one of the toughest gun control countries in the world? #trumptheater

[Theater Critic Trump @TheaterGuyTrump]

Sharks: criminal immigrant gang, zero respect for Officer Krupke. SAD! Our police have been reduced to rubble. #WestSideStory #trumptheater

[Theater Critic Trump @TheaterGuyTrump]

.@Nwiddersheim Full of such nasty women though. I will say this about #EveEnsler. She doesn't quit. Doesn't give up. I respect that. @VDay