Sean

Wadex | Beauty, fashion & zero stress 💄, Manchester United Fan❤️

[Sean @Thebigseanzy]

Definitely my biggest show

[Idris @Crhedrys]

ANNOUNCEMENT 2 of 4!🚨
M$NEY IN LAGOS 🫶🔥
#FutureFest26 x ASAKE

Ticket 🎫 https://t.co/FSHyh0eefl
#MoneyInLagos

[Sean @Thebigseanzy]

Let's get it started, no time

[Idris @Crhedrys]

ANNOUNCEMENT 2 of 4!🚨
M$NEY IN LAGOS 🫶🔥
#FutureFest26 x ASAKE

Ticket 🎫 https://t.co/FSHyh0eefl
#MoneyInLagos

[Sean @Thebigseanzy]

Seeing DJ Cuppy reflect on her journey reminds us that everybody has a story beyond what they post or show publicly. https://t.co/btYjxRh3UG⁠

[Josiah @josiahjdp]

My stepsister stole my husband because she thought he was a billionaire CEO.

At our final divorce settlement, she slid a $100 bill across the table and sneered,

"Take a cab back to your parents' house. Goodbye."

Then my lawyer started laughing. Because the real CEO was me.

Vanessa didn't just have an affair with my husband. She performed it.

Private dinners she called "planning sessions." Midnight texts hidden behind sisterly smiles. An obsessive interest in my schedule disguised as concern...

[Rasmulan @mrrasmulan]

She had a fight with her husband. He went to complain to her mom. Her mom wrote to her 🫢

[Somto X @SomtoCS]

You risk it all by sliding a note to your manager, get curved over text but your message refuses to deliver right at the worst possible moment

[AIMEE 𖣂 @xyouraimee]

He turned a simple car into a whole vibe... oh my god

[K.c Liv£ @Kclive__]

NURSE: "Excuse me, sir. Who checked you into this room?"

PATIENT: "You did."

NURSE: "I'm sorry? I've never seen you before."

PATIENT: "That's what you said last time."

NURSE: "Sir, I need you to tell me your name."

PATIENT: "Look in the file on the table. My name hasn't changed."

The nurse picked up the medical chart and slowly turned through the pages.

NURSE: "This can't be right. It says you were admitted 18 years ago."

PATIENT: "Exactly."

NURSE: "Then why is my name written here?"

PATIENT: "Because you were the nurse assigned to me."

NURSE: "I've only worked at this hospital for six months. Not 18 years."

PATIENT: "You always say that."

The nurse hurried into the hall and called for security.

[Cattermole @OtunbaSebotimo]

Horny old men on X commenting on AI women’s posts

[Blessing Gift Movies 🍿🎥 @thetalkative00]

Katy Perry and Orlando Bloom are setting the internet on fire with their adorable lovey-dovey moments! ❤️

There's something fascinating about these two. From their playful chemistry and public affection to the way they seem to enjoy being in each other's company, they give off that rare vibe of two people who can still make romance look exciting.

They've had their ups and downs, but their moments together keep reminding fans that love doesn't always have to be loud to be beautiful. Sometimes, it's all in the little touches, stolen glances and uncontrollable smiles. 🥹❤️

[Jenny jacobs @jennyjacob01]

Consistency and genuine effort are what make community participation meaningful. Workdrop 2644 is another example of how valuable contributions can turn into real rewards.

I like how @TheDAOLabs creates room for people to grow while earning recognition for the work they put in. Congratulations to everyone who made this round successful. More contributions, more growth! #SocialMining

[Whale 🐳 @cuemnee]

https://t.co/KWezKLFeIN

[THULA N @Thula_NX]

My Goat Kim Jong wasnt happy at all about his Statue reveal. The guy who made this will be severely punished.

[🅰️ctive Guy on ❌ @Mcee_Slobayy]

Motivational speakers will be like once you get the blue tick you can get the 500K impressions in less than 3 months, all you need is consistency.😩💔

[JUST ME @Froshie_001]

I was sitting with a friend when he suddenly started complaining about how nobody takes him seriously.

Him: I think people see me as a joke.

Me: Why would you say that?

Him: Yesterday, I gave someone serious advice, and they laughed.

Me: What did you tell them?

[Amalia @Amaliarenzy]

I’m selling a product, not funding a movie. I upload its photo to Dreamina Marketing Studio and generate images and videos. Steal this low-cost workflow:
Dreamina: https://t.co/U2bb9Kepzz
CapCut PC: https://t.co/sihvlpHqUJ
#CapCutPC #Dreamina

[نمبروان MISHARI @ALSANAD_MESHARI]

يعني عشان لقمه العيش تسوي كذا احسها تقليل من رجولتك

[Samarah💦 @Samaraizzy]

This scene is really a lesson, you can forgive but always be vigilant

[Pico 🎈 @Piicools]

SHE BEAT CANCER! ♋️
I’m genuinely so happy for her.

What a beautiful victory!💕

[Meso @Mesotpit]

The greatest scene in the history of television. The Wire. Snoop