Underwhelmed Mets Fan

Being a Mets fan is a curse

[Marlow Stern @MarlowNYC]

the knicks *still* have not lost since karl-anthony towns chatted up anne hathaway in ‘the devil wears prada 2’

[NEW YORK KNICKS @nyknicks]

content team member @BenStiller 📸

[New York Basketball @NBA_NewYork]

ESPN says Knicks-Spurs Game 1 had 90% more viewership than last year’s Pacers-Thunder Game 1

More people watched Knicks-Spurs Game 1 than Pacers-Thunder Game 7

[Underwhelmed Mets Fan @TheeCalzoneZone]

@adamcarolla Whatever you say, washed up comedian that hasn’t been relevant since 2000.

[sam 🫥 @lbf_mas]

Playoffs are about who’s a bitch & who’s not…

[Underwhelmed Mets Fan @TheeCalzoneZone]

@ChicagoBears Indiana Bears*

[🌻Linda Surovich🌻 @LindaSurovich]

Why does this keep happening

[MLB @MLB]

Took a break from watching every video in existence of Hayley Williams’ live vocals to compile today’s homers

[SlavicWarrior®️ @q_slavic]

"Just a reminder that 90% of history is unknown due to the burning of Alexandria's library
Guess who burnt it.."

[Covie @covie_93]

Hunter Biden is out of f*cks and I'm here for it.

[Sarah McCrory @sarahhmccrory]

bodega cats run NYC

[Moose @notmoosenba]

FUCK THAT DOG WE ROCKING WITH THE KAT

[Suzie rizzio @Suzierizzo1]

Don’t forget when Rome was collapsing emperors would use Gladiator fights to distract the people from the Corruption of the State at that time! This is all starting to make sense now. Who agrees?

[GT Atas @GodstimeAtas]

A country with scientists will always achieve development faster than a country with prayer warriors.

[Underwhelmed Mets Fan @TheeCalzoneZone]

Riley Gaines masturbates in port-a-potties

[Riley Gaines @Riley_Gaines_]

Once you’ve admitted to masturbating in porta potties, the bar for shocking behavior is pretty much gone

[John Rocha @TheRochaSays]

He’s basically telegraphing that he’s going to hide out there and never give up the presidency.

You don’t build this shit for ANOTHER president to use! Thats why his daughter in law is interviewing him like some banana republic bullshit. She won’t push back on his crazy AF idea.

[𝓔𝓶 ♡ @emkenobi]

A conservative man with anger issues who acts like a toddler the second there’s a problem? Fork found in kitchen

[eyeheartpost @eyeheartpost]

The Killers opening the Champions League final was one of the best music intros to a sporting event I’ve seen in a while! ⚽️ 🎶

[jezz @JezziiB]

Tired: Humans are killing the planet

Wired: literally like 90 specific billionaires and CEOs are killing the planet and we literally know their names

[MP Arizona☀️🏳️‍🌈💙🌵🐕🐕‍🦺🫂💦🏜🐟🌴🎙🌎🌻♍️🌊 @AzPetrich]

PETER. THEIL. FLEEING. TO. ARGENTINA. IS. A. BIG. DEAL. TO. ANYONE. WHO'S. EVER. OPENED. UP. A. FUCKING. HISTORY. BOOK.