⭐ !!Ella!! ⭐

Exactly who you think I am. No corrections, no apologies.

[Shrimp Billionaire @fentanylbrownie]

When the grocery total isn’t looking too bad and you realize they haven’t yet scanned The Item

[⭐ !!Ella!! ⭐ @TheeEllaMent]

Which one of you wakilis has put me on their mailing list?

[robwalkschukwu. @RobWalks_]

when i ask for transparency, refer to this beard.

[Angela ⟢ @luxangelae]

Pope Leo saw an AI generated church bulletin at some point I just can’t prove it

[Dumas @DumasWrites]

We need to bring back intellectual elitism.
Sorry, but a virologist will always know more about vaccines than a yoga mommy blogger with a chat gpt AI subscription.

[B. @Nerdy_But_Flyy]

*me trying to locate my cursor across all my work screens*

[⭐ !!Ella!! ⭐ @TheeEllaMent]

Hii syllabus mnaikimbiza sana 🤣🤣🤣

[Hakuna yengs hapa @ImbayiK]

Do you think he had sold the tomatoes in his fridge before he left the house?

[Conrad Kulo @ConradKulo]

Receipts don't lie.
​Here is a 12-year-old clip of Ruto in Kogi State, Nigeria, sent by Uhuru to inspect Dangote’s cement plant and fast-track licensing in Kenya.
​Today Ruto wants us to believe "nameless, imaginary cartels" demanded bribes from Dangote.

[⭐ !!Ella!! ⭐ @TheeEllaMent]

When opposing counsel replies with a letter so well written unakaa chini kwanza uanze kujipea pep talk. Lakini we move.

[akshu | #MIKEDATINGSIM @akshuuux]

I don't make multiple playlists. I make ONE. I shove all of the music I like in ONE BIG PLAYLIST. and if I don't want the song that plays, i SKIP IT

[Lynne @_ayandamay]

There is a dangerous little window after I complete one task where I could either become unstoppable or look at my phone.

[Sanura Beauty @SanuraBeauty]

Sanura Advent Series 2026
Price: 5000 KES
Value of items: >10000
New products and accessories
Waitlist Link active on website from October 1st 2026.
https://t.co/IemAtNJ6m2

[Itai Sher @itaisher]

The period goes outside of the quotation marks unless it is part of what is being quoted.

[⭐ !!Ella!! ⭐ @TheeEllaMent]

You can't miss a day on this app 😭😭😭

[Mumbi 🎀 @mumbi_wathika]

If your petite privileged partner invites you over for a coffee date where they order a full chicken and a milkshake while you're on Ozempic, would you send them 180 bob so they can have yoghurt for dinner or is that broke behaviour 🤔🤔🤔

[⭐ !!Ella!! ⭐ @TheeEllaMent]

Someone start a petition for The Horse and His Boy pleeeeaaaase 🥺🥺🥺

[Aegor Rivers @bittersteel196]

If I ever sound annoying or pedantic about armor in asoiaf shows, it’s because 6 year old me saw High King Peter roll up in this to face the army of the White Witch. My standards have rarely been met since

[The Middle-earth Mixer @MiddleearthMixr]

reminder: never give up

[honestly. 🧍🏽‍♀️ @dxbbiie]

Petition to make sticky notes stickier

[phoebe 🚂💌 the forsytes + acgas spoilers @abitdickensian]

If Magician’s Nephew is set in the 1950s, how are they gonna deal with the evacuation and WWII aspect of the Pevensies’ story when we get to the Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe?? 🤔

[Joanna Hardy-Susskind @Joanna__Hardy]

New law exam problem question dropped.

[hobbit book quotes bot @hobbitbytolkien]

“What do you mean?” [Gandalf] said. “Do you wish me a good morning, or mean that it is a good morning whether I want it or not; or that you feel good this morning; or that it is a morning to be good on?”

“All of them at once,” said Bilbo.