Mike Rocka

Podcast host, comedy writer, a REAL genuine asshole..and I'm from the crazy ass st louis

[Mike Rocka @TheeMikeRocka]

@ovoxoenthusiast Where's biggie

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After watching the red table interview, Jada is like a pimp trying to convince his hoes, that it's OK to hoe.. good play on words

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@MAL___ 😂😂😂😂 real shit, she basically did the Robin givens, left the money on the table next to condom wrapper

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If her crib smell like fresh pine sol in that building that look like the apartments Martin lived in, it's some good pussy in there.

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@McDonalds why is it not require your employees don't wear gloves? Fuck passing the virus huh

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Babyface just secured a Bag, "you want me back? A million"

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Remember when Apollo begged to fight the Russian, only to get his ass beat to death, well that was Teddy R, except someone from his camp threw the Got damn towel in

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I bet you though the boxer hole is acceptable now. Chicks stressing not being able to get that "my husband don't fuck me like you do dick"

[Mike Rocka @TheeMikeRocka]

Finally got my production company up and running.. I'm doing movies, skits, plays, all that..

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Y'all tax money gone, now you crawling back and voice lowered.. fuck that, you not getting $40, $25 same perks and a brunch of "I'm sorry daddy, you right that money wasnt gone last"
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This chick had braces for like 4 years and her shit ain't moved at all, maybe they was elastic braces.
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If it wasn't for taxes dropping, it would be ALLLLL water available, most of y'all mf'as was putting y'all mouth on the waterholes when y'all was younger and older at the family BBQ

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Just think if this virus was out around the time Mitch from paid in full was out, Rico could've killed him and said "mitch out here tripping B, giving niggas the fucked up shits wit them handshakes"

[Mike Rocka @TheeMikeRocka]

If she walks around in white panties and tshirt her heat stays on 80 and consider black jellybeans and peanuts a great snack
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[Mike Rocka @TheeMikeRocka]

#2020 will be a year of unexpected success.

[Mike Rocka @TheeMikeRocka]

I got a new podcast called THE BASEMENT. It's basically a show where two guys down in the basement having discussing about life, entertainment, women, and much more. On episode 8 we got special guest ZEUS REBEL.. click the link and Subscribe. Thanks

https://t.co/tzYiAcXPRL