𝕷𝖚𝖈𝖆𝖘 💫 🔥

Father 👦🏾•

Mechanical Engineer 🔧🛠️•

@Arsenal ⚽ •

Watermelon Papi 🍉•

[𝕷𝖚𝖈𝖆𝖘 💫 🔥 @TheeRealLucas]

God DID y'all 😭😭🙌🏾🙌🏾

[𝕷𝖚𝖈𝖆𝖘 💫 🔥 @TheeRealLucas]

🕯️🕯️🕯️A better job🕯️🕯️🕯️

[𝕷𝖚𝖈𝖆𝖘 💫 🔥 @TheeRealLucas]

Trossard vs Sunderland deserves to be here 🙂‍↔️

[The Highbury Corner @HighburyCorner_]

🚨⚽️ Arsenal have released their Goal of the Season nominees for the 2025/26 season:

🔴 Bukayo Saka v Leeds United (H)
⚪️ Martin Zubimendi v Nottingham Forest (H)
🔴 Eberechi Eze v Crystal Palace (H)
⚪️ Eberechi Eze v Spurs (H)
🔴 Noni Madueke v Club Brugge (A)
⚪️ Viktor Gyokeres v Inter (A)
🔴 Viktor Gyokeres v Spurs (A)
⚪️ Max Dowman v Everton (H)
🔴 Leah Williamson v Leicester Women (H)
⚪️ Kai Havertz v Paris Saint-Germain (N)

Who is your winner? 🏆

[𝕷𝖚𝖈𝖆𝖘 💫 🔥 @TheeRealLucas]

@faveskip Boo'd up

[𝕷𝖚𝖈𝖆𝖘 💫 🔥 @TheeRealLucas]

UG -Lemon & Ginger 😌

[Kissy256 @Kissy2562]

People who don’t drink soda which drink did u replace for soda “non carbonated?

[𝕷𝖚𝖈𝖆𝖘 💫 🔥 @TheeRealLucas]

🙂‍↔️

[Cecile @Cecilia97N]

Ngl this is mid

[𝕷𝖚𝖈𝖆𝖘 💫 🔥 @TheeRealLucas]

@imraanKG @emeka_ug It's a FIVEhead 😂😂😂

[Jimmy @FCBJimmy_]

I apologize in advance if this applies to you but I sincerely believe that if you think Ronaldo was ever close to Messi, you are of an objectively lower mental status than me, something akin to a sea urchin or maybe a mussel.

[Masuhd @masuhd_]

The brightness of your phone stays on 100% as long as you're in my presence

Your phone stays on loud(no DND, no silence)

All calls must be answered via my car's bluetooth

Videocalls must be answered at all times( ringing time is 7 seconds max)

Your location stays on

Get the “girls trips” and “girls night out” out of your head before you meet me.

Respect me the same way you respect your father.

Posting naked pics on the internet, the internet can have you

I am the only male friend you should have

Don’t post me even when I’m kidnapped.

I have to know where you are going, what to do there and with who

[𝕷𝖚𝖈𝖆𝖘 💫 🔥 @TheeRealLucas]

@marvinashaba0 With 'INEOS ARE YOU MAD'??? Nah bruh 😂😂😂

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

Goal for Arsenal, scored by Calafiori. 0-1.

[Hiroo Onoda @HirooOnodaon]

Going back home everyday to someone who smiles like 😬 isn’t easy!

[𝕷𝖚𝖈𝖆𝖘 💫 🔥 @TheeRealLucas]

@HirooOnodaon 😂😂😂 you cooked

[𝕷𝖚𝖈𝖆𝖘 💫 🔥 @TheeRealLucas]

Ivory Coast RW is who? 😭😭

[FPL Meerkat @FPLMeerkat]

Initial Predicted Lineups for 24 of the TOP World Cup teams ✍️

With the help of recent friendlies, we have a better understanding of minutes ✅

Helping you find those nailed starters and spicy punts 🔎

Starting with:

SPAIN 🇪🇸

[Palash Shah @palashshah]

what if the guy who invented umbrellas wanted to name them brellas but hesitated

[𝕷𝖚𝖈𝖆𝖘 💫 🔥 @TheeRealLucas]

Green or red hulk?

[Ace @Thelfc_Ace]

If Wirtz and Wharton are in the same midfield, then the third player has to be the Hulk

[𝕷𝖚𝖈𝖆𝖘 💫 🔥 @TheeRealLucas]

@masuhd_ Nsaba ku code

[𝕷𝖚𝖈𝖆𝖘 💫 🔥 @TheeRealLucas]

@HirooOnodaon Pirraaa😂😂

[The Forecaster @iamjosekats]

Comment with your mobile number I will just choose randomly.

[𝕷𝖚𝖈𝖆𝖘 💫 🔥 @TheeRealLucas]

@iamjosekats 0776779986

[Joan @Joan_Afc]

Eating ice cream for the first time as a champion.

Thank you Arteta.

Even ice cream tastes champion-ish 🤤 #COYG

[𝕷𝖚𝖈𝖆𝖘 💫 🔥 @TheeRealLucas]

@Jokdut_ You mean like this? 😂😂