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MANCHESTER UNITED💯💯

[B.I.G @Austo_OG]

"Ikifika hapo kwa kuchapwa mnivalishe jezi ya Arsenal"

[Talisman🔫 @maximpelle]

Aura ya utajiri inakuanga God given, huwezi force

[Ja Loka @_fels1]

Al Capone is my local. But Pishori babes ruined it. Now I have to go and drink at Homeland with old men who chase whiskey with hot water and lemon.

[MethoDman @polo_kimanii]

Hakuna jamaa wako na stress kama wale waliepewa lift ya kuenda huko WRC rally. Mwenye gari akiamka namna hii ata kustretch lazima pia wewe ukae rada. Akienda kukojoa pia wewe unamfuata nyuma. Juu ukiwachwa kwa msitu niivo,unawachwa ukikimbizana na simba. Woi! Poverty is bad bwana

[KABUGO @Kabugo_]

The older I get, the more I notice something… intelligent people are polite to everyone. But they trust almost no one.

[Ja Leto @_falsi1ke]

Quickest way to get rich as a man is to desexualize your brain.

[Tyler Wayne @tylerrwayne]

"Hey baby, so tulifika Vasha... omg the cars were so niceee...now we about to sleep but wamesema we have to share rooms juu ya budget. I'm so tired.. talk to you Kesho. I love you 😘"

[Kodak @its_pabloh1]

Unemployed ndio nimeamka kuunda mshipi,share prediction tuangamize patel mapema.

[Malvin @ManOfFocus_]

Mum is getting old. Dad is getting old. I just hope God will give me enough time to repay them for their sacrifices. Amen.

[Habibah @habibah50_50]

Kuweka yoghurt kwa fridge ya mortuary,tukingoja kuview body ni kitu ya kuni kasirikia kweli

[Cleverly 💐 @Cleverlydey4u]

You will buy your Mom a Car!
If you believe, Retweet this post 🙏🏾

[PakaMeow🐈 @pakameoww]

Imagine naskia watoto kwa boxer wakisema "tunataka huyu akue mama yetu" 😂😂

[Your Fan @_yohfan]

Mungu Baba nitoe kwa list ya pedestrians huu mwaka tafadhali😭

[Droid @droid254]

Trying to talk to Nairobi women when you are not Russian

[Binen @BinenLutaya]

Elon has changed the like button again

[~•𝐊𝐔 𝐂𝐎𝐌𝐑𝐀𝐃𝐄•~ @dansilly_ke]

Unaadvise mlevi jamaa anakaa humble hadi anaweka mikono nyuma unajiambia huyu nimebadilisha.Jioni anakuja kukutusi akiwa amelewa 😂💔

[Saīñt @BBevvone]

Algorithm ikikufikisha hapa just retweet.. #RutoMustGo

[Mike Maher @AkesoSobriety]

I've regretted many days drinking alcohol.

But I've never regretted a single day sober.

[𝐑𝐞𝐚𝐥 𝐌𝐀𝐒𝐇 @254_icon]

Prime DCI Juja was a menace

[antoh @AntonioWallahi]

A friend of mine makes $40,000 monthly and he’s barely 24 yrs old. Good for him.

The problem is that he likes women & alcohol too much.

How can I help him?