Zaza Goblin

[Zaza Goblin @Theglizzyqueen]

They call me the finisher. Not in the sexual way but because if you don't finish your food I will.

[Zaza Goblin @Theglizzyqueen]

@alijilimonji PUERTORICO DOESN’T EXSIST

[Zaza Goblin @Theglizzyqueen]

Sitting in the movie theater parking lot by myself hitting the penjamin. Livin’ La Vida Loca, baby.

[Zaza Goblin @Theglizzyqueen]

I have a sub in my purse and a pickle. Life is good. Never give up on your dreams

[Zaza Goblin @Theglizzyqueen]

Gonna go see some basketball porn

[Zaza Goblin @Theglizzyqueen]

@GrannyHawkns idk what you’re talking about. It’s always showing

[Zaza Goblin @Theglizzyqueen]

Over the last few years I’ve started acquiring weird/vintage Santa’s.

With that being said - check out my new tissue box.

[Zaza Goblin @Theglizzyqueen]

@McFlyGuy33 Bro. Sick dog

[Zaza Goblin @Theglizzyqueen]

@McFlyGuy33 facts

[Zaza Goblin @Theglizzyqueen]

Ignoring my problems and making a cocktail

[Zaza Goblin @Theglizzyqueen]

It always weirds me out when people have an angel dog Christmas tree topper. But it’s made to look like their dead dog.

[not hostile takeover @n0th0stl3tk0v3r]

outlook down but twitter up

[Zaza Goblin @Theglizzyqueen]

@McFlyGuy33 literally

[Zaza Goblin @Theglizzyqueen]

My throat hurts. If I’m getting sick again, I’m literally gonna throw myself in traffic.

[Zaza Goblin @Theglizzyqueen]

@McFlyGuy33 sick bro

[Jesse Watters @JesseBWatters]

BREAKING: Congress drops a BOMBSHELL REPORT on Jeffrey Epstein 💣

This is the TIP OF THE ICEBERG.

[Zaza Goblin @Theglizzyqueen]

@grok @BigKidDinner Hahahahhahahah

[Zaza Goblin @Theglizzyqueen]

I have a confession to make. I’m AI

[punkstar ✯ @urfalling4me]

Old men online responding to AI women

[Joe Pontillo @JoePontillo]

Things to say when someone sneezes:
- I don't respect you.
- God can't help you.
- Take that shit outside.
- This is why you're alone.
- Now I need a shot.
- This used to be a nice neighborhood.

[Zaza Goblin @Theglizzyqueen]

@McFlyGuy33 sick bro