JB

the scar was a scrapbooking accident.

[Dosie Doe @DosieDoe]

My husband is so cheap whenever he needs a cab he walks into the nearest Pizza joint, orders delivery and jumps in the car for a ride home.

[Matt Fernandez @FattMernandez]

I just got caesar salad dressing in my eye, and screamed "PIZZA WOULDN'T DO THAT!" in a crowded restaurant.

[JB @Thejamiebee]

Bad things happen to bad men if you make them happen.

[JB @Thejamiebee]

Prove it.

[JB @Thejamiebee]

Gotta love a 50 year old man with died hair and sunglasses talking about 40 year old women desperate for attention.

[Eve @lovemydogduck]

Romeo and Juliet met on line in a Kik room but ended tragically when Juliet realized Romeo had more then one Twitter Crush.

[Goddess Of Mischief™ @AsgardianRose]

Adulthood is just an endless cycle of "I need to make it through this week" every week.

[Goddess Of Mischief™ @AsgardianRose]

If whatever doesn't kill me makes me stronger, than I have to be close to having superpowers by now.

[JB @Thejamiebee]

@hodiqynosyna I'm back at the University full time! It really IS a kick...and a couple of left hooks as well! See you soon!

[Hunt Ethridge @huntforadvice]

@Thejamiebee Today we launch a @DatingEvolution! Check out http://t.co/PQyDEwgijD for details! #DatingEvolution PLS retweet and share!

[JB @Thejamiebee]

Bobbi Kristina Brown's cousin wants us to hashtag a prayer for her. If that isn't some ghetto bullshit I don't know what is.

[GrossHopper @AGStr8upNinja]

Every time I get lonely I remind myself that some of you have podcasts.

[tazz @noneofyours99]

Laundry day in the hood

[Misspell @misspell]

@Anonv3ngeance @Anonchimp @incognitusanon @anon99percenter @PAanonymous
http://t.co/VxpgSpk3MD
#takedownjulienblanc

[JB @Thejamiebee]

@OpFuckRacism they don't make it easy. Btw - http://t.co/C5SwBzUsfq

[JB @Thejamiebee]

http://t.co/C5SwBzUsfq

[Mr. Self-Destruct @literaryaf917]

Misogyny is not funny. Ever.

[JB @Thejamiebee]

Hahaha - funny to see you gettin heated over shit you're responsible for @KILLOGSemaj