Jake Slater

Father To Big Jim & Dommy and Husband To Christina. Sucker For Sad Tunes And Data. Ask Me About Your Next Favorite Band/Artist.

[Jake Slater @Thejssaid]

I’ve been listening to music and laying in bed for the past 6 hours. If I don’t evolve to my final emo form soon I’m going to be super salty.

[Lane Johnson @LaneJohnson65]

👀 @ZERTZ_86

[Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat]

Great sportsmanship by all sides

[Jake Slater @Thejssaid]

@andymalafarina Homie looks like he's about to start a podcast with JJ Redick

[Jake Slater @Thejssaid]

When @JonMess said

Our love jaded
Way over the weight that you weighted
Can't even with the pain and the payment
Still spinning through your head, but you're aiming

I felt that

[Jake Slater @Thejssaid]

Backed

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Anyone Who Says Going From 1 To 2 Kids Is Easier Than Going From 0 To 1 Needs to Kindly Shut Their Dumb Stupid Face (via @smittybarstool )

https://t.co/4sxa33orWk

[Jake Slater @Thejssaid]

My son wouldn’t nap until I took a tag off his shirt. He was being loud about it & nearly woke up his baby brother. The tag wouldn’t rip, so of course I pulled harder & ripped a hole in his new shirt.

If I go missing, it was my wife & every mother will agree it was justified.

[Andy Malafarina @andymalafarina]

Still a bitch

[Jake Slater @Thejssaid]

She said do love me I tell her only partially

I only love my sons and chicken tendies

- Drizzy Jake

[Jake Slater @Thejssaid]

@regrownnj Damn this sophomore release just got real as fuck.

[Jake Slater @Thejssaid]

https://t.co/qeBdnneEQf

[Jake Slater @Thejssaid]

Maybe I'm just cursed
I'm always hoping for the best
Preparing for the worst

[Jake Slater @Thejssaid]

@sndbra This proves that New Jersey has its own version of the Mason-Dixon line.

[Jake Slater @Thejssaid]

No one tells you this but being in your 30s is fun af but the indigestion is WILD.

[Jake Slater @Thejssaid]

@kurttravis is so wildly underrated

[Jake Slater @Thejssaid]

I can’t tell y’all how bad I want a Marlboro 27.

[Jake Slater @Thejssaid]

I miss football

[Jake Slater @Thejssaid]

Honestly this whole notion of living your life to the max in your twenties is bullshit. If I could redo it all I would have married my wife the second I graduated college so we could start a family sooner. The social pressure by peers to not settle down and start a family is lame

[Jake Slater @Thejssaid]

Pro dad tip

Take your pork roll out of the freezer on Friday night so it’s defrosted by Saturday morning.

[Jake Slater @Thejssaid]

CLASS
ACT

[The Wonder Years @thewonderyears]

To any of our friends observing Ramadan and coming to these shows: we're reaching out to all of the venues in hopes they'll allow you to bring food in for iftar. If any venues are unable to accommodate, we'll have free Cliff Bars for you at the merch table.

[jon drake @DrakeGatsby]

ACAB includes these things