MichaelSlurpton

A 22yo bi furry supportive British man (ish). Talking isn’t my strong suit but Im a clown at heart. Might start posting more. No kids or Herberts!🔞

[MichaelSlurpton @ThekillmenotXx]

When nobody is online I have the most fun wandering around taking pictures with the things I’ve made.

Sometimes I make things that resemble me but I mostly make creepy things and monsters.

Ill start to show off what I made and spread some public ones.

[MichaelSlurpton @ThekillmenotXx]

@G0at6676 Happy birthday!

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To the dipstick in my friends list: take a shower stinky yk who you are.

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@G0at6676 Hehe

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@G0at6676 Joystick or not, playing the game is better watching the letsplay.

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@G0at6676 This would go hard in 3D

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I want to leave the loop. I cant be myself without attracting people who mistake friendship for love. Then once I start liking them it falls apart.
I wake up, scared of people, wanting to change, then I sleep and forget everything. Did I make you happy a least? Thats all I want.

[MichaelSlurpton @ThekillmenotXx]

@066fagg Any hotter here and someone will start selling the insects as some sort of thailand delicacy lol

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@066fagg

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New year, same me. I aint posted in a while so let me show you my Costume Endo? trio.

Status: Private
Models: Cryptiacurves

“When he catches you, which one will he pick?”

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@MethadosA

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Showcase of Mikes personal collection

Specifically my most used personal Cryptia creations from oldest to newest
2023-2025

It’s been a long couple of years hasn’t it friends?

Models: Cryptiacurves
-private

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To the artists that draw DBD shitposts: keep doing it, there isnt enough of it.

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@Corrupt_Oriona Not sure who that is but probably. He isnt exactly the most likeable person and his public avis he made ‘back in the day’ weren’t exactly quality.

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@Corrupt_Oriona Isnt this dude a pedo? Could you help me bring a little awareness?

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Its Ma Birthday!!!

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@tjxz_z Goes hard ngl

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@Corrupt_Oriona I guess the uk doesn’t exist anymore

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How it feels to get blocked by the mute kid harassing people with a NSFW cryptia avi in the public instance because I tell them to put their clothes back on, anyway hows your day going.

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@ShiinaBR @SpushFNBR Me after getting clipped by a kid wearing the black condom and skibidi backbling combo complete with black air forces