Lehmann (66%)

Welcome to the shit show

[goma @soigomaa]

Imagine Pinocchio roasting you for 5 mins straight & his nose hasn't moved an inch

[Andrew Nadeau @TheAndrewNadeau]

I can’t believe any of this is real. “Blink 182 submarine stepson” feels like the code phrase you’d use to trigger a sleeper assassin.

[April Clark @autogynefiles]

If you’re in first grade and your main circle isn’t frequently discussing:

~ counting
~ sight words
~ shapes

And is instead discussing:

~ recess
~ snack
~ play dates

Then it’s time to elevate your circle.

[☆ ★ @imfynerthanfyne]

love bombing works on me cus in my head it totally makes sense for you to be obsessed wit me

[Shafeeq @Y2SHAF]

the retirement age needs to be lowered to 28 because i’ve had enough

[lea chin-sang @bigfatmoosepssy]

does the boy from the 1975 ever do any singing or is he just on a make out world tour

[Effin @EffinOfficial]

More bullshit venue rules

[Lehmann (66%) @Thelehmannator]

@hollowcoredubz Dude same this be me listening to my Deftones playlist on repeat

[Lehmann (66%) @Thelehmannator]

@JordanIverson23 👀👀👀

[Dan White @atdanwhite]

Why does she make it so hard to end things amicably?

[Lehmann (66%) @Thelehmannator]

Send your crush a snap in another girls bed and be like “wish this was you”

[hailey j @haileyjvde]

January me would not believe the fucken life i lived this year lmao

[Lehmann (66%) @Thelehmannator]

It’s weird to think about all the people out there you’ve never met, but probably know so much about you & your life just from mutual friends/coworkers sharing stories

[Edgar @bg3dgar]

Halloween parties are so funny like why is Michael Jackson making out with a minion