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Manic pixie bimbo. Smarter than I act online. Co-owner and editor at @withanxbooks.

[Gluten-free apple cider doughnut @Themaplewitch]

No one LOOKS at Twitter any more so I guess it’s safe to say LOL. WOW. Didn’t expect this post to get me in as much trouble as it ended up

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Does your husband want to be polyamorous? You worried he’s going to leave you for someone else? Try setting them up with me! Perks include, I’m already married, I won’t ask him to leave you! I’m physically and mentally exhausting!

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@Regular_AssDude Jon and I have had very long conversations on what constitutes good bad and what constitutes bad good

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@Regular_AssDude Bing bong blank

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@REALFUNNYBABY Bring Ohio a daiso or so help me God

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@REALFUNNYBABY Tag him!! he responds sometimes

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The time stamp on this is WILD considering

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My nightmare: what if my partner found someone more interesting than me and stopped spending time with me

My partners nightmare: what if the boring lady at work started a swear jar and everyone just went with it.

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… my nightmares were spot on about my fears though and it feels great

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Break up with him

[paul de revere @pderevere]

god forbid women have hobbies

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@koolwhp My sister stopped liking ween after she transitioned and that’s scientific proof that it’s a band for guys.

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@elonmusk @realDonaldTrump You’re the one who has access to all of the United State’s files why don’t you leak it coward?

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@skullface It’s because he looks like the one kid from skins

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@REALFUNNYBABY Don’t want to know those statistics. No thanks

[cheyene norah @onlyyagirl_]

I am so normal about drugs and sex and food and my body and love

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@REALFUNNYBABY My kittens were the worst ag this. Drive me insane

[dylan saba @shaabiranks]

It rules being in the last generation to learn anything in an already disturbingly illiterate time. If you’re a book-reader born before 1997 you get to be a genius for the rest of your life

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@REALFUNNYBABY My partner took me to Detroit to see him two weeks ago. It was amazing.

[Vivian @suchnerve]

Not exclusive to autistic people, but if your life has a recurring pattern of people initially “liking you” but getting sick of you after a few months despite:

a. You doing nothing wrong, or
b. You doing much less wrong than other people get away with

...autism is more likely.

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@REALFUNNYBABY They did NOT play any gauze and I assume it’s because Kyo hates me