MP Tuths

NYC-based human being working on projects that I'm not allowed to talk about through social media, media media, or social society

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Oakland Raiders will be featured on Hard Knocks this year.

Giants fans:

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@BarstoolBigCat @notthefakeSVP What does fried galamad have to do with this?

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@BaggerVince I’m on my third viewing

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@cheo_coker It’s perfection. Where can I update my preferences to only consume SAS content that has been run through the baby filter?

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@MagicJohnson Pics or it didn’t happen

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So it was a “violent fall” off a Pony?

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To be clear, it is multiple fractures of Cespedes’ right ankle, suffered during a “violent fall” off a non-horse at his ranch. There you go.

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Tyrion and Samwell giving us the crossover no one wanted tonight #GameofThrones #TheFinalEpisode #DemThrones

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I do appreciate the Game of Thrones finale finally answering the question we’ve all been asking for years:

Who wrote the letter?
#TheFinalEpisode

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Pictured (L-R): Keith Hernandez, Bill Gates , and Cellino of Cellino and Barnes

[Gothamist @Gothamist]

Former Nxivm Member Spotlights Alleged Sex Cult's Abusive Regime In Keith Raniere Trial https://t.co/RJKTU1jhf6

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Lakers: “Hey Ty— we’re gonna hire you as a head coach, but you have to hire this other head coach as an assistant coach because we liked him when he interviewed for the head coaching vacancy but don’t know if he’s ready to be the head coach right now”
Ty Lue:

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@kphilly55 @BarstoolBigCat Lakers front office furiously searching for a head coach with a birthday between May 5th and May 12th

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Love everything about the dueling spin zones from the Lakers and Ty Lue

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“Crappy Mother’s Day!”

Love,
your adult sons

[Nick Tuths @NickTuths]

Your recipe for “strawberry-stuffed croissant French toast” is “cut open a croissant, stuff some cream cheese in it, and put it in a pan”?
🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

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@Giants

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As a Giants fan, I would have rather drafted Ereck Flowers a second time tonight that draft Daniel Jones at 6

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@NickTuths @PierceyKelley Giants pass on Josh Allen to draft Daniel Jones
Giants fans:

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@NickTuths @PierceyKelley Ferrell to Oakland.
Giants fans:

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The Irony of @DestinationXL sponsoring this interview segment Kyler Murray is wonderful

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@NickTuths This might be the only time I’ve ever backed Roger Goodell

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Marcus Mariota has the body language of a guy who knows the Titans may take a QB in the first round