Theo Students Say

I am a graduate theology student at an undisclosed university. These are real quotes from real seminary students. Lord have mercy.

[Tripp Fuller @trippfuller]

Wolfhart Pannenberg has passed away. One of the most brilliant theological minds that has rocked the planet earth.

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(Don't worry I have a couple people who I will be passing the account down to. They are bright and know ignorant gold when they hear it)

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(Alright, this might be my last week at this institution. I have saved up quite a few tweets throughout the semester. Prepare yourselves)

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"Bishop Hagee gave me a word from God straight through the TV and as he spoke I felt him inside me imparting God's grace."

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@IanMillsN sometimes they try. Sometimes they have already given up.

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"Many believers do not believe in basic biblical truths, because they live in such a thick atmosphere of sin of gays and abortions."

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"The ancient Catholic Church was opposed to the church fathers and sought to persecute them under the thumb of Nero." You can't make this up

[Austin Williams @WilliamsAustinM]

Systematic class today:
Teacher-Rapture theology is really crummy.
Student-I feel like you just told me Santa isn't real.
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"My main problem with postmodernism is that it forces everyone to think the same way which is almost always scientific atheism." #SMH

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(When I inquired further about blood moon) "It means that something big will happen to Israel soon. Not sure if it's good or bad."

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(After I call him out) "No I've never even heard of Bonhoeffer, truly. I must have just been given the same revelation if he did say that."

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"I've developed a way of thinking about this that is more nuanced. One can be called costly grace and one can be called cheap grace." #SMH

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"I honestly do not believe that any amount of grace could steer Obama and his democrats toward the love of God."

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"Soon Obama will make it illegal to celebrate Good Friday."

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"For instance, you lack the ability to discern the importance of the blood moon because you lack learning in original Hebrew."

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"If you aren't learning or learned in original Hebrew you have no right to an opinion about any aspect of God."

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"Reading some Wayne Grudem would do you liberals some good."

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"Why are you even here at this school? You sound more interested in information than falling in love with Jesus and sitting at his feet"

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"You aren't a postmoderner are you?"

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"Isn't Derrida an atheist? And if so why would we want to talk about anything Christian in atheist terms?"