when in doubt, freak em out

they/them • professional goblin • BLM/ACAB

[when in doubt, freak em out @TheoTheCryptid]

Y'all ever just cup your hands and gulp water from the bathroom faucet like a parched but excited traveler who has found the Fountain of Youth

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

and there it is

[when in doubt, freak em out @TheoTheCryptid]

Saw this in a 1930s medical journal... apparently the people who ran @LillyPad actually used to care about saving lives???

[Anthony Oliveira @meakoopa]

hey quick question what do you think they did with the bones of mary magdalene

if you guessed “probably something extremely normal” unfortunately you guessed wrong

[when in doubt, freak em out @TheoTheCryptid]

PTLA decided to raise the cost of laundry in our building too? Such fucking bullshit

[Maria P @damadanoite14]

ACTIVE SHOOTER AT MICHIGAN STATE UNIVERSITY AT LEAST 11 SHOT AND 2 DEATHS AS OF NOW!

[when in doubt, freak em out @TheoTheCryptid]

Cleaning the lenses of my glasses is my equivalent to a system update

[Michael Harriot @michaelharriot]

Ben Crump is proposing “Tyre’s Law,” which requires cops to intervene when they see crimes being committed — even by other cops

That’s where we are:

We’re asking law enforcement officers to enforce laws that protect us from law enforcement officers who don’t want to protect us

[Pootie Guiliani @Kyla_Lacey]

There’s nothing holy and sacred about having a period. It’s blood, it comes out, it is quite often associated with pain and discomfort. There’s never been a month that my body stopped leaking bc of trans men. My body doesn’t care. They’re not taking anything from me.

[Dr. Lucky Tran @luckytran]

Saying “I got COVID and felt fine, so the pandemic is over” is like saying “it was cold today, so climate change doesn’t exist.”

[ben. 🧠 @bpdbellend]

Suicidal people deserve a space to talk about their suicidal feelings without risking hospitalization/institutionalization or being accused of being manipulative or attention seeking

[when in doubt, freak em out @TheoTheCryptid]

Anyone wanna see a detached tiddy post-top surgery?
#trans

[when in doubt, freak em out @TheoTheCryptid]

How are killer clowns somehow one of the least concerning things about the past 7 or so years

[AnarchoMom🌽 @caitlincloven]

Every round of voting should trigger a new and increasingly terrifying inconvenience for the house. Imagine going to round 13 and over the speaker you hear "release the bees"

[when in doubt, freak em out @TheoTheCryptid]

The apartment complex I live in was bought from private owners by a large company in the area. The original owners still live here and today they were notified that their rent is going up by $400. Landlord companies are evil

[when in doubt, freak em out @TheoTheCryptid]

In true incredibly gay fashion, we went mattress shopping on the second date

[when in doubt, freak em out @TheoTheCryptid]

"You have too many problems" 🥴

[trash jones @jzux]

has a therapist ever said something so wack to you that it gave you the ick and you had to fire them