Theodore Stanek

Living my most authentic life.
Hate and meat are given no quarter.
He/him/they.

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@KeithOlbermann This surprises me: I always thought it would be cats.

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@megan__daw You brought Howard Hughes back from the dead: Those fingernails are disgusting.

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@AbubakerAbedW @AbubakerAbedW I find vaseline mixed with a little turmeric as soothing a salve as any big pharma equivalent. Of course, he'll stain the floors yellow instead of red. A little dab on my asshole after a particulary rough session of bottoming usually does the trick.

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@ChrisDJackson @chrisdjackson, it's incredible! Where does he get the stamina? The man is bravely fighting cancer, yet still makes time for an HR convention in San Diego, an ACRD convention in Chicago, and The View! Ireland is more important than ever, and I'm grateful he was there.

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@iamblackbear @Delta Sorry they couldn't delay 200 other passengers because you had to use the bathroom. Maybe fly private...

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@ClayTravis G-Gav will come in off the top rope...

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@Alonso_GD Or maybe your tweets suck?

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@davidaxelrod You're probably gonna get ratio'd on this one, Axehole.

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@JoeBiden @JoeBiden your diaper's full: I can smell it.

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@davidhogg111 Your beard is almost as wide as your shoulders.

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@BillyBaldwin Remember that day in the early 90s when you could open a movie? That day is not coming soon...

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@BillyBaldwin @BillyBaldwin like prominent anti-gun activist @AlecBaldwin busting a cap in the director of his movie…

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@CAgovernor @cagovernor, You should probably fire your Social Media Manager. Whoever they are, they've managed to look more incompetent than you, which is an astounding accomplishment.

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@BurtMaclin_FBI Video or it didn't happen.

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@sirDukeDevin I'm on disability so I don't have to work, but I think it's because MAGAts have jobs.

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@MikeNellis What the hell is happening indeed? I haven't seen anything like this since Sollozzo had Luca Brasi choked out...

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@BillyBaldwin Your brother is a violent white American man.

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@allenanalysis No theater? They're literally sitting in a theater...

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@CAgovernor @LAPDHQ @LASDHQ That's an awfully white room @CAgovernor. Maybe do something about that.

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@mjfree @Delta Put on a mask and suck toes.