Mickey Louse Club

Pro Wrestling Enthusiast, Heavy Drinker, Beautiful Himbo, Stand Up Comedian, Writer, Actor

[Mickey Louse Club @Theonlybryant]

Is it weird that my feed is exclusively brown politicians and a white guy doing a perpetual stew?

[Mickey Louse Club @Theonlybryant]

Y'ever light a drunk cig and your eyes roll up in your head like you just planted a nut in a 10?

[Mickey Louse Club @Theonlybryant]

So @maki_itoh vs @Janai_Kai is the most Mortal Kombat looking match in wrestling history...

[Mickey Louse Club @Theonlybryant]

Wait a minute @BillieStarkz wrestled how many matches this week? How many matches did @HellBentVixen work this week? I never want to hear anyone open their mouths about "work rate" ever again.

[Mickey Louse Club @Theonlybryant]

So maybe I'm off base, maybe I'm out of line, but with Chris Benoit it isn't about separating the art from the artist. We need to discuss how Benoit was a martyr. If it wasn't for him CTE would not be taken seriously in professional wrestling. His sacrifice will save so many.

[Mickey Louse Club @Theonlybryant]

TBS is running a contest to pay off student loans and if that isn't evidence that America is doomed I don't know what is.

[Mickey Louse Club @Theonlybryant]

FTR/Swerve in Our Glory is an instant classic. Jesus these dudes are cookin'. #AEWDynamite #rasslin

[Flagged for Content @Flagged4Content]

Alright settle down, you pranksters, there’s absolutely nothing funny about this episode. Or, in any case, that’s certainly not why I invited two comedians (@IMSharpOfficial & @Theonlybryant) on the show to talk about some local flags, mostly from Russia.
https://t.co/Y4gVYuLeoM

[Mickey Louse Club @Theonlybryant]

Chad Gable could wrestle a fitted sheet and make it look good. #rasslin #RAW

[Mickey Louse Club @Theonlybryant]

New winter hobby: pepper art AI with really common phrases paired with abject mind altering horror to summon digital Azathoth.

[Mickey Louse Club @Theonlybryant]

There is a universe out there where Salma Hayek was Morticia Addams and I mourn that I don't live in that universe every day.

[Mickey Louse Club @Theonlybryant]

I won $500 on a lottery ticket so if anyone needs me I'm gonna be revving the engine of my Ford Ranger outside of every bar in town tonight.

[Mickey Louse Club @Theonlybryant]

Looking forward to the second hand market for vintage Covid tests in 20 years

[Mickey Louse Club @Theonlybryant]

Watching King Charles on his way through this funerary procession wondering if Lizzy is in Hell screaming "STOP SLOUCHING"

[Mickey Louse Club @Theonlybryant]

Tom Brady is the @JohnCena of football except that Big Match John has the decency not to kiss his son on the mouth.

[Mickey Louse Club @Theonlybryant]

The Queen is apparently very sick. Medical advisors have stated she was seen this morning doing a nose grind down a bannister at Buckingham Palace while smoking a foot long blunt.
JJ's Bohemia has free comedy tonight around 9. Come see more hot takes about dead royalty!

[Bill Ari @ImBillRay]

uhhh @homedepot ????

[Mickey Louse Club @Theonlybryant]

Give your open mic comics entrance music. Let em choose it no matter how bad it is. Most of them won't ever make the audience care and then you'll get someone that makes it work like Stone Cold Steve Austin and you get people who come for that pop every week.

[Mickey Louse Club @Theonlybryant]

More like Borbachev am I right?

[Mickey Louse Club @Theonlybryant]

Mikhail Gorbachev's death ruled autoerotic asphyxiation.