Lord of the Barnyard

I am a Grizzly Bear Wrestling, Lion Taming, Skeet Shooting, Political Coup Stopping, BAMF! No, really, my name is Cody Taylor.

[jordan @JordanUhl]

these paintings always get more and more bizarre

[Lord of the Barnyard @TheopolisCrain]

Please help these kids get to 20K likes so they can get out of finals!!!

[mudhoney @mudhoney]

#ICYMI Go Vote!

[George Wallace @MrGeorgeWallace]

Yo' momma's so old she'll be tragically unable to cope when Republicans slash her Social Security to finance tax cuts for the wealthy.

[Claire McCaskill @clairecmc]

Meanwhile we have a Republican candidate for Senate that does not even have the word “veteran” on his website.

[Ryan Adams @TheRyanAdams]

The thing about not being perfect is NOBODY is perfect. We all have our shit. But you can choose to lift a person up, help a person who is down or you can punish. I am sarcastic and I bark back. But on #WorldMentalHealthDay I would like to say, Choose Love. It might save a life

[OME @Mike_Eagle]

me and @video_dave made this while I was getting ready for the match. peep the very stylish walking boot.

https://t.co/uF4iK2Sc0k

[Jason Kander @JasonKander]

https://t.co/ENVZtMljev

[¿Whichfinder? @DrugDogs]

Damien on TOAP in the year 2038: So....how did you get into punk?

Guest: I was swaddled in a "Milo Goes to College" onesie right after birth. My father forced me to watch his terrible ska band every weekend. He had a face tattoo that said ACAB and I asked him what it meant.

[Charles M. Blow @CharlesMBlow]

GOP to women: Your pain is not our problem. Your bodies are not your own. Your voice at its strongest is still weaker than any man’s, no matter how sniveling and snide. We are here to protect the order, an old order, in which men rule, even when unruly and reprobate. #Patriarchy

[Dude York @DudeYork]

hey america, you know what to do: vote every single one of these motherfuckers out this november

[Jon Wurster @jonwurster]

I hereby citizen's appoint Kamala Harris President of the United States of America.

[Ha Ha Tonka @hahatonka]

Our tune “All with you” is the SONG OF THE DAY! Please give it a spin: https://t.co/L7xAso4cPU

[Christian Roll @peks5and10]

Hey Huck, does this make YOU a 'Christaphobe' too?
@GovMikeHuckabee @JimCarrey

[George Wallace @MrGeorgeWallace]

Shout out to the top 5 shots in the world, big, mug, sling, snap and hit me with your best.

[ALBΞRT MacGloan @AlbertMacGloan]

The reporter that asked this question and the editor of this video both deserves medals �

[jimrutenberg @jimrutenberg]

EXCLUSIVE/BREAKING: Former Playboy model Karen McDougal sues to get out of “catch and kill” deal with National Enquirer parent Co. silencing her story of affair with Trump https://t.co/NIwJA1bneI