August James Force

Wake up. Kick ass. Repeat.

[🐢 @snsdmanager]

i love u, bitch
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I ain't gonna never stop lovin u
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biiiiitch.

[August James Force @Theotherforce95]

Everyone should get to the point in life when you climb into bed at night and want to pinch yourself because it feels like a dream.

[August James Force @Theotherforce95]

Don't order and LIIT and bitch that your drink was "expensive" and then undertip. I hate people...

[Senator Bob Menendez @SenatorMenendez]

Hey Republicans, don't worry, that burn is covered under the Affordable Care Act

[August James Force @Theotherforce95]

@thelifeofwhit #alltacotuesdaysmatter

[August James Force @Theotherforce95]

Friend: I'm gonna get you so drunk tonight.
Me: I hope you've got at least 100 bucks on you. 😂😭😂

#heavyweightprobs #irishprobs

[August James Force @Theotherforce95]

I got fake people showing fake love to me. Straight up to my face ✌🖕

[Hillary Clinton @HillaryClinton]

I'm here today to honor our democracy & its enduring values. I will never stop believing in our country & its future. #Inauguration

[August James Force @Theotherforce95]

@Casamigos love you guys! Just wish you weren't so pricey 😭

[Gilmore Girls Tweets @TalkFastGilmore]

Trying to get through the week like: #GilmoreGirls @GilmoreGirls

[August James Force @Theotherforce95]

Client: "Call me after 5pm I'm at work."
Me: *calls back after 5pm*
Client: "Why on earth are you calling me on a Friday night?!" 😑🤔🙃🖕

[August James Force @Theotherforce95]

When stuff like this happens it makes me want to buy 100 acres in the middle of nowhere and never interact with humans again.

[August James Force @Theotherforce95]

@johns_richie we're moving up in the world lmao

[August James Force @Theotherforce95]

When I'm trying to have a serious conversation with my mom and she tells me to hold on because she's getting her nails done 🙃😑

[August James Force @Theotherforce95]

You can blow smoke up my ass until you're blue in the face, but it doesn't phase me. At the end of the day actions speak louder than words.

[August James Force @Theotherforce95]

Literally sick and tired of working. Feeling fed up lately