Mike H

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[Mike H @TherealMikeHays]

@funnyandfabss I'm landfillmaxxing, in my trashcore era, micro plastics in my blood yummy yum, my mass produced object is more rare than other people's mass produced objects

[Mike H @TherealMikeHays]

@RpsAgainstTrump Thomas jefferson had children with his slaves, didn't make it less racist

[Mike H @TherealMikeHays]

@loganb How much does a bus cost?

[Mike H @TherealMikeHays]

okay this is going to sound crazy but, hear me out:
what if we take "not scary thing made for kids and all ages to be specifically innocuous"
and... we make it do a scary

take that to the box office and mint your cash i guess

[Mike H @TherealMikeHays]

@EricLDaugh snowflake gonna cry?

[Mike H @TherealMikeHays]

you don't have to censor swear words on the internet, that's the beauty of the internet. if you self-censor I can tell you're egotistical because you're obviously worried about being algorithmically suppressed or unable to monetize. fake as fuck and lame. just live life.

[Mike H @TherealMikeHays]

@rustyrockets Whoa here, what's democratic position? Would rape be a non-democratic position to put someone in? Like would you take a vote or would you just go ahead and start raping? Seems like a double standard. Maybe fuck off for the rest of your life.

[Mike H @TherealMikeHays]

@Acyn Frat bro rape culture took over this country, right in line with the anti intellectualism

[Mike H @TherealMikeHays]

@PeteHegseth Nobody owes you any amount of morale you fuckwit

[Mike H @TherealMikeHays]

People are jumping to conspiracy theories about the wildfire smoke "there wasn't wildfire smoke like this when I was younger"
You're fucking dumb

[Mike H @TherealMikeHays]

@MorePerfectUS Have they spoken to anybody downstream?

[Mike H @TherealMikeHays]

She gettin lemony on my snicket until there's a series of unfortunate events

[Mike H @TherealMikeHays]

When you tell somebody the circumstances of Conor McGregor being a rapist and they look at you with disgust for the details but happily watch that moron perform his widdle fighty dance on tv it paints a revealing picture. More disgusted at me stating facts than a rapist raping.

[Mike H @TherealMikeHays]

@DiscussingFilm Foreign market movie posters tell a different story than domestic movie posters. Marketing works differently in different regions, we're on our 50th avengers movie, did we think it was suddenly going to be high brow? This is pop music, it's meant to be palatable to all people

[Mike H @TherealMikeHays]

Dumbledores name was literally "white" and you expect me to think jk rowling isn't a racist transphobe with a peanut brain?

[Mike H @TherealMikeHays]

@MorePerfectUS tacitly admitting you're fascist adjacent

if your primary motivation is order; by your standard alone(surveillance state), you are, in fact, the terroristic fascist

[Mike H @TherealMikeHays]

i called you a terrorist first i have the moral high ground, haha, idiot, i win many arguments yes

[Mike H @TherealMikeHays]

The pedos said the system would collapse if we found who they were and

I don't believe their threats, pedophiles aren't the strings holding society together. "If this collapses the system let it" the system is the only thing we have to hold them accountable, they are scared

[Mike H @TherealMikeHays]

@rilaws Christopher Nolan does it again

[Mike H @TherealMikeHays]

All these fucking billionaires keep winding up in the same room at the same time, they should be more scared, honest to fucking god

[Mike H @TherealMikeHays]

people just be throwing oregano in shit that doesn't need it