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BLESSED🙏🏼/Babygirl🥰/ LLS✨/ Virgo 🙂‍↕️

[lisaaaa🇰🇪 @Thereallisadena]

Use condoms, Nairobi is not your aunty🤷🏽‍♀️

[Iruoma💎 @Dillish_b]

No person who actually likes you will make a habit of ghosting you for hours. Move on love

[PeePee🎀 @peegzy1]

girl to girl: it's okay to be alone. it's okay to have a dry phone. it's okay to be celibate. it's okay to be selfish. it's okay to have high standards. your peace, your pace, your rules

[✨✨Danielle✨✨ @dee_elleea]

Being an adult is so fun… look at me in my apartment, smoking weed and there’s food 😭

[lisaaaa🇰🇪 @Thereallisadena]

@1mnotokay3 I shouldn’t have laughed that hard

[𓏲ּ𝄢River🩶🥀𝜗𝜚˚⋆ of şħẽðțŵț ˚˖𓍢ִ໋🦢˚ @1mnotokay3]

I’M CRYING 😭😭😭😭

[D. @Lush_Beauty1]

How I look at the weapons formed against me, knowing God already said they will not prosper. 😌

[27. @dimvji]

the older i get the more i realize how pointless it is to tell people my business

[Ty 💋 @imtaitianaj]

I just came to the realization that I should just do everything alone 😭 movie dates,trips,dinner etc. I be so fixated on wanting to do things with others I slow myself down and never end up doing things and wasting my time, energy & money.

[yanna @sheinhamoodz]

me in public regretting coming out

[𝓛𝓪𝓾𝓻𝓪 ˚.🎀༘⋆ @Laura_arma_ni]

Me when someone is offering me love without financial stability

[Brook @brook_timbe]

Being raised by a dramatic mum hukuwa tricky sana, i remember my sis threatened to kill herself. 😂😂to my surprise niliskia mathe akiniambia "punguza maji ya ugali leo kuna mtu hatakua"😂😂😂

[𝓛𝓪𝓾𝓻𝓪 ˚.🎀༘⋆ @Laura_arma_ni]

Me putting myself together and acting like what they did didn’t hurt me

[Certified Roadman @SteeNyamu]

Campus kuna msee alihepesha gari ya folks tuende sherehe Carnivore, Mr & Miss CUEA.
Mzae wake akaona gari imetoka na kufika home kilanmtu amelala isipokuwa kijana.
Tracking chap chap and taking extra keys akarudisha gari home.
We looked for that car juu ya miti na kwa socks.

[alexei @alexeixbt]

"where do you see yourself in 40 years"

me in monaco:

[🦋 fairy 🧚‍♂️ @thisdecfairy]

me after eating something I knew would mess up my stomach but I had to have it:

[Joy Joy @Joyoky1]

It is crazy how a single moment of misunderstanding can become so toxic that it makes you forget the thousands of lovely moments you have spent together with someone. Anger has a terrible way of rewriting history.

[Ele 🌻 @elenadesaa1999]

en realidad me encanta limpiar la casa, pero con tres condiciones:

- empezar cuando quiero
- tomarme el tiempo que necesite
- tengo que estar sola en la casa

[Thato @Tidoo_Wax]

I didn't find you so I gave the money to your wife😭🥲

[noor୨୧ @wottheberry]

my mom called on friday night and asked if she could take my 5-year-old daughter to the park on saturday morning at 10 a.m. just for a "quick swing session."

she explicitly told me, "make sure you stay home and relax, you look so tired."

i didn't sleep at all that night because the baby was teething, so i was literally crying tears of gratitude.

my husband and i spent the morning sleeping in, eating cold pizza in bed, and completely resetting our sanity.

around 2:00 p.m., i realized they’d been gone for four hours. there wasn't a set return time, but the park is five minutes away.

i called my mom to ask if i should come pick her up.

the phone rings, and all i hear in the background is massive cinematic bass, popcorn crunching, and loud music.

my mom whispers: "we aren't at the park. we're at the movie theater watching the new Disney release.

she wanted a large Icee so we got one. don't call me again, we're going to the toy store after this. go watch a show or something. bye."

she literally didn't even ask permission.

turns out she had a full-day itinerary planned since wednesday and deliberately lied about the park just so i wouldn't "interfere with their girl's day."

i’m currently sitting on the couch while my kid is getting completely hyped up on sugar and plastic by a woman who used to ground me for breathing too loud.

grandparents are a completely different breed of criminal.

[HERSKIII @wrstarri]

Bitches be funding birthday trips, buying clothes, paying rent, washing ass, cooking & fixing cars & got the nerve to think somebody want the nigga. We want YOU!!!!!!