The Syska Sausage

if you were looking for margarine you probably came to the right place. ig: youtastelikeshit

[The Syska Sausage @Therealtjsyska]

@ericandre

[Jared Pechaček @vandroidhelsing]

Fellas is it gay to tilt your rival’s chin up with the point of your sword

[Natalie Wolchover @nattyover]

One year and one month apart

[brian redban @redban]

We are so fucked.. if they played this when I was a kid I would have fainted.

[Mike Drucker @MikeDrucker]

ALADDIN: 🎶you ain’t never had a friend like me!🎶

THE LION KING: 🎶It’s the circle of life!🎶

THE LITTLE MERMAID: 🎶Wish I could be part of that world!🎶

BRAVE LITTLE TOASTER: at some point you will die and as you die, you will realize all the things you failed to become

[The Syska Sausage @Therealtjsyska]

@Blues_Got_Cup x4

[Dr. Bucky Isotope, PhD Bioplasticity @BuckyIsotope]

oh no oh no

[USA's #1 Band 🇺🇸™ @gacdrifters]

What should we name our album?

[Dan White @atdanwhite]

This is why my roommates have to lock the door when they take a shower. ☠️

[James Parker @panoparker]

Just two millionaires taking their private jets to exchange shoes but it’s your use of plastic straws that is killing the world.

[Fred Delicious 🍆 @Fred_Delicious]

Thinking about how stressed the mindhunter would be if it was 5:20pm on a Friday and he’d yet to hunt a single mind

[1984’s George Whorewell @EwdatsGROSS]

[experiences minor inconvenience]
Me: https://t.co/7ZjbKhoBAQ

[James @CaucasianJames]

my high school parties were nothing like euphoria’s we’d just drink in a rich girl’s basement and she would yell at people not to touch stuff

[Skoog @Skoog]

[scooby doo’s wife walks into the kitchen and slams a pile of legal documents onto the table. scooby looks up in shock]

scooby: RIVORCE???