Grim Reaper

Your dose of history and jokes from my grim reapers view

[Grim Reaper @Thereaperhimsel]

@StPeterGateKeep @tweetoftheBeast Hey!

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@StPeterGateKeep I'd like to thank the bossman for not caring at all about his employees and letting them work waaay too much hours and not giving free days or vacation...

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@lucifersataniel Luckily I'm in immortal

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Sometimes I just want to see the world burn, then I realise that I'll have to work very hard then

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@StPeterGateKeep Yeah if you could come to your desk now for soul administration that'd be great, I have more soul fetching to do you know...

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Allright, let's settle the debate... I have the official proof that @Eminem killed @machinegunkelly 's career since it's laying on my desk, how the fuck do people listen to this crap
#RIPMGK

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@chew_views @StPeterGateKeep People have been sinning since the beginning of homo sapiens

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@lucifersataniel @StPeterGateKeep Waaaaait... You guys were paid??

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@cuccmywife @sleepykokiri I notice some attention seeking

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@SSBG047 I'll be waiting

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@StPeterGateKeep @s8n Nice, thanks Pete, now we have an espresso machine!

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@papermagazine @Pornhub @kanyewest I'm waiting for mine...

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I starred on halloween specials, I started wanking before @jesus and @god so where's my free premium?

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@Pornhub why does @kanyewest get a free lifetime membership and I don't? Y'all have any idea how it feels to wank on low quality porn?

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I'm sorry if I offend people, apparently the level of my humour is lower than your grave

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Another one bites the dust. Aaaaaand another one bites aaaaaaamd another one bites, another one bites the dust

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When I get bored, putting a good person in hell for like 5 secs and see them crying when they eventually go to St. Peters gate. The real funny thing is when you put bad people 5 secs in heaven and then send them to hell... The look in their eyes when they see @s8n #hilarious

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@mels_crybaby27 @s8n , can I?

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Thread on why I hate to follow the rules of my kill list... #legalizeabortion #abortdumbbabies https://t.co/IE32KcBOYg

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@Stripping4Jesus What is this bullshit?