steven sheppard

[steven sheppard @Theshep01]

I feel personally assaulted

[steven sheppard @Theshep01]

Nevada, this was funny for a day.

[steven sheppard @Theshep01]

It’s 2020, all toothbrushes should have integral tongue scrubbers

[Kye @GxldSociety]

“This is some fuckin National Geographic shit”😭😂

[1984’s George Whorewell @EwdatsGROSS]

By the time you’re in your 20’s you should have:

-a job you’re underpaid at

-anxiety

-a feeling that everyone you know secretly hates you until you develop insecurities that you’re unloveable and worthless

-a streaming service you steal from someone else

[steven sheppard @Theshep01]

Did anyone wake green day up? Totally forgot

[mo @MaureennReaddyy]

Left. Lane. For. Passing. Only.

[carol from pta @carolfrompta]

Adam Sandler walked so Billie Eilish could run

[steven sheppard @Theshep01]

I always think summer is going to be like Phineas and Ferb's summer. But then I work too much and I get one vacation that lasts 27.694 seconds

[steven sheppard @Theshep01]

Joel Embiid for Most Valuable Twitter #MVT #MoreRiots @CollinHorner

[Sean @phillyspectator]

My favorite part of this entire conversation is the “way too much but ok” response 😂 https://t.co/tvf74TH32e

[steven sheppard @Theshep01]

@morganwilliamms Bracket has been trash since before the tournament started.

[Brian Brión Brion @KingBBBrion]

Happy 1 day late birthday to the best Sg in Bulls history

[🅿️udge @ImPudge]

My hero, savior, and sole purpose of existence on this earth has left us today, and along with destroying that tendon destroyed my hopes and dreams of finally being a winner. RIP Carson Wentz, don’t fly too high 🦅