Tumelo

Chelsea FC 💙

[Arnold @ABasaJJ]

After Wednesday my car won’t see speeds above 80kms/hr

[octobers very own 🤍 @masemph]

broccoli is so misunderstood! wow what a veg 🥺

[KG Reloaded @reloadkg]

GTA 6 is close enough that I’ve officially stopped taking unnecessary risks.

Just gotta stay alive until November 19. 😭

[Organ John @TysonCreme]

I tend to abandon conversations where people are extending their sympathy to me for whatever. Much as I appreciate it, I’m really not tryna hear that shit.

Shit happens & life goes on, twin. We don’t have to be sad and sorry.

[MS.JAZZY @MsJazzybelle]

I really wanted to find a hobby, but my favorite hobby right now is using my free time to do absolutely nothing….doing nothing is a luxury

[B. @Nerdy_But_Flyy]

*me trying to locate my cursor across all my work screens*

[Tumelo @TheyCallMeTumi]

🤣🤣

[Heisenberg @that_man_Dingo]

Shouting “Bakgatla ke bao” when cumming >>>>>>>>>

[Tumeigh @simplytumeigh]

Your soulmate is a Tswana woman.

[Giza @Givenkazeni]

@SizweToYou Try playing your ps5 all day in a household where your lady pays electricity and WiFi😭

[RIVIERA🦅 @SizweToYou]

But my brothers, being in a situation where your woman provides is the worst thing that can happen to you.😭

[Trimudehemaa @akua_ohenewaaa]

Eventually you’ll find your person

[David Ornstein @David_Ornstein]

🚨 EXCLUSIVE: Chelsea reach verbal agreement with Aston Villa to sign Morgan Rogers⁠. Bid of £117m accepted by #AVFC & being finalised. 6+1y contract, medical Monday⁠. #AFC interested but 23yo attacker wanted #CFC; Xabi Alonso instrumental @TheAthleticFC https://t.co/81YbZw7ELc

[Big Timi @OrevaZSN]

There is no evidence reincarnation is linear. Your next life could be thousands of years ago.

[FIFA World Cup @FIFAWorldCup]

South Africa advance to the knockout stage for the first time! 👏

#FIFAWorldCup

[FIFA World Cup @FIFAWorldCup]

The breakthrough moment 🙌

#FIFAWorldCup

[Standard Bank ZA @StandardBankZA]

A massive goal at a massive moment. 🇿🇦⚽💙 @BafanaBafana

#SBLove💙
#BackedByBlue💙
#BafanaBafana
#BafanaPride

[Lesilo Rula @kay_mahapa]

South Africa we have done it!!!! 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦

[Gɪᴠᴇɴ Aʀᴇɴᴀs 🇨🇩 @itsBigSexy_]

THIS IS THE DAY THE LORD HAS MADE! WE SHALL REJOICE; & BEAT MEXICO IN IT! 😭🇿🇦

[Lesilo Rula @kay_mahapa]

R45K for a finance manager and they act surprised when you debit Bank and credit Depreciation. That’s what you paid for.

[KMalatji @KMalatji]

No matter how big your dreams are, when it’s time to work, make sure you aren’t stuck dreaming.