I’m watching the game at a bar.
Patrons are getting antsy because the bartender said he couldn’t change the channel to the Kid Rock halftime show.
Little do they know, I came prepared with my own universal remote.
I’ll be changing the channel as soon as Bad Bunny appears.
I am settling in for a showing of ‘Melania’ and the theater is PACKED!
Earlier, a bystander asked if I was heading in to see Avatar, and I stopped dead in my tracks.
“Avatar? No, son,” I curtly replied. “I don’t watch woke movies. I’m here to see the groundbreaking documentary about our incredibly talented First Lady.”
The man’s two little girls began jumping up and down, pulling on his sleeve, and begging, “Daddy, we want to see Melania!”
“But. But…” he stammered, “I thought you girls wanted to see Zootopia 2?”
“No, no, NO,” they said, now nearly shouting. “We want to see Melania!! She is the most beautiful First Lady EVER.”
Their father was scrambling, stressed out, and disoriented.
“Girls, I’m afraid you aren’t the only ones who are captivated by President Trump and his beautiful wife,” I said, kneeling to get on their level. “Virtually everyone in this theater is here for the 7:30 PM showing, and it’s been sold out for days.”
Tears began to well up in their eyes.
“But…” I said in a hushed tone, “I happen to have a few extra tickets with me, and I’d like you and your dad to have them.”
They jumped for joy and began hugging their father. He looked relieved as he wiped the sweat off his brow with a smile.
I handed him the tickets and pulled him close. “Raise these girls right,” I whispered. “Teach them to be classy conservative women of faith like Melania, don’t let them become like Meghan Markle. Capisce?”
He hugged me and thanked me profusely. “What are you going to do now?” He asked.
“Don’t worry about me, son,” I told him, with a twinkle in my eye. “I’ve already got tickets to the next showing.”
Jeffrey Sachs on tariffs: "If you take your credit card and you go shopping and you run up a large credit card debt, you’re running a trade deficit with all those shops. Now, it would be pretty strange if you then blamed all the shop owners for having sold you all those things."
Completely unacceptable.
This is what happens when standards are IGNORED — and this is what we are changing. REAL fitness & weight standards are here.
We will be FIT, not FAT.
Colorado soccer coach detained by ICE at airport—24 hours later family still don't know where he is.
Sulayman Nyang has green card, is married to U.S. citizen & has 3-month-old son.
"He's just a youth soccer coach, he'll be fine," neighbors thought.
He has no criminal record — a marijuana possession allegation was dismissed in 2009.
Sulayman Nyang coaches for the Skyline Soccer Association in Aurora,
Colorado. Neighborhood parents said everyone calls him "Coach Saul" and they were all surprised to see him get detained.
"Seeing that he's been in the country for 25 years, we didn't think there was a problem," his wife said.
"What do you mean 2009? He hasn't done anything. Everything has been dismissed... They won't explain why. They give two different answers."
#DemVoice1 #wtpBLUE #DemsUnited
Since his retirement from politics, Barack Obama has displayed an astonishing lack of regard for the public good. Instead of serving his fellow human beings, he has mainly devoted himself to a rigorous program of conspicuous self-celebration.
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