hunter

Put the word out there that we back up

[hunter @ThiccMutt]

Boy would ya look at the time

[anders. @AndersMKE]

ordered a rolling rock at the bar by saying "pass me the rock" and the bartender said, verbatim, "shut the fuck up"

[Mads @europemaxxed]

Opening a pack of cigarettes on a night out among "nonsmokers"

[joey @joboduj]

hey siri blow my shit clean off

[Pardon My Take @PardonMyTake]

You dad when you hold the flashlight in the wrong spot https://t.co/hUC8ZbkdEO

[brewster @brewsternova]

Nobody bools anymore. In high school everyone was booling

[Tony Roundtree @Tonywithyy]

This is how I would flip through those Eastbay magazines when I was in middle school

[BASED SAVAGE @crackcobain__]

“Halloween dont feel the same” idk maybe it’s because your 32

[jay @denvermayor]

me when i'm about to order 4/5 spice level at the thai restaurant

[Brett Kollmann @BrettKollmann]

Mariners ALCS
Seahawks won on the road
Oregon lost
Huskies won

Can't remember the last Seattle sports weekend that was this good

[Jersey Jerry @Jerrythekid21]

Did you play today lil bro? @Flash_Garrett

[colin @bonyromo]

type of shit I’m liking

[ÐEATHCỘRE ĐOGGY (Raccoon) @SAMOYEDCORE]

nice try however i have already depicted you as the barren and beaverless river and myself as the bountifully beavered oasis

[𝐊𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐒𝐮𝐤𝐮𝐧𝐚 ☢ @King_Sukunaaa]

me at fourteen for some reason

[COOLEE BRAVO @ItalianFiesta]

My draws

[Aaron West @oeste]

absolutely generational meme. i will be deploying it OFTEN

[Northeast Regional Nancy @NRNancy_]

God protects the hairlines of men who are pure in heart

[rj @rjjerkingit]

laughed out loud picturing this image while briefly considering making a cornstarch slurry.
its getting worse doc

[c @qowieueurhfhdjk]

going on a run hope I get shot and killed

[cuckold jones @cuckcat]

(flirting) you’re the worst thing that’s ever happened to me