diper911

always building the plane while flying it

[fluttershy @hwrtyed]

mondays aren’t so hard once u cannot tell days apart from each other

[cav empty @cavempty_]

i don’t really care to post pictures of myself because it gives the wrong impression that im a real person

[meow @swirli_e]

i don’t even be fucking around and i still find out

[૮ ˶ᵔ ᵕ ᵔ˶ ა @CBD42O]

this is so hard to explain but theres a bird in my neighborhood i have to confront

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

i'm actually kinda fun once you get to know me. (takes 3 to 4 years)

[blaire @pissshit90001]

“I don’t wish this on my worst enemy” Ok well I Do

[shy fawkes @butterbooter]

love it when people talk to me about hurt as soon as I meet them. dead spouses and siblings and miscarriages and bad relationships. they then get sheepish. but little do they know I am built to talk about woe and tribulations

[Tom Smyth @Tom_Smyth_]

when i'm in charge the met gala theme will be RIVERDALE SEASON ONE

[Colin @colinarmis]

the best graffiti i have ever seen in my life at the library today

[nicole 𖦹 ☼⋆｡˚⋆ฺ ∞ @coochiecrying]

if u got a man tell him i said shut the hell up

[fluttershy @hwrtyed]

u guys are lucky i can’t put my thoughts into words

[wint @dril]

oh, youvve read a few academic papers on the matter? cute. i have read over 100000 posts.

[Jake Lucky @JakeSucky]

A 91 year old grandmother was given a welfare check after being unresponsive to her family. When police showed up, she was in her room breaking her personal record on a video game😭

Via News 5 Cleveland

[julian @YEAROFTHEWIZARD]

My bad, I thought you said 2 Brilliant dollars. No i dont have that much

[TINA SNOW @theestallion]

So im driving right. Then I just burst into tears

[RuPaul @RuPaul]

Even as a child, I couldn't bear the hypocrisy

[Mariella ! @pfaffphobic]

Everybody talks about the tortured genius. But never the tortured buffoon.

[Willie @Willie600640663]

Every rubber duck on the dashboard of a jeep represents a confirmed kill

[buth’s hole @warm__hole]

I did that because I’m insane. Next question

[🌾🌾dyatlov pastiche 🌾🌾 @muffinlab]

i'm slouching in my chair and watching videos on my phone with the brightness all the way up. i'm dehydrated, my skin is dry and i'm abusing advil. my fit is trash too