mothertrucker aka landon ☆

certified chex mix muncher

[mothertrucker aka landon ☆ @Thicci4]

HELP MACEY IS TRYING TO SLUT ME OUT

[ady @ady8342]

Every straight is one bj away from being bi

[irb ✿ @poolsideillari]

sigma is anti lesserafim

[BigBrotherJunkie👁 #BB28 @89razorskate20]

MELODY IS HOH! #BB28

Straight into the house & Melody wants one of the Icons to go tonight!

[Muffin 🇨🇿 @CatReviewer]

seeing the professor who made me fail and retake calculus at a pup play event

[gauri @ilovemomos412]

Im bedrotting and doomscrolling in the most fuckable years of my life

[Tess Maria @tm_2900]

A white boy with motion will stay with motion until stopped by an outside force (newtons law)

[mothertrucker aka landon ☆ @Thicci4]

i wanna go to the cheesecake factory. let’s get lit at the cheesecake factory

[mothertrucker aka landon ☆ @Thicci4]

@ExistentialHoe_

[Atypowy @atypovvy]

Pierwsze co zrobię jak wyjdzie GTA 6:

- obciągnę dwóm facetom w gejowskim klubie

- wrócę do domu i odpalę grę

[mothertrucker aka landon ☆ @Thicci4]

People be walking on the sidewalk like it’s their first day on earth like actually don’t pmo

[mothertrucker aka landon ☆ @Thicci4]

I’m so excited for GTA6

[PolitelyRatchet @PolitelyRatchet]

Damn 💔 #RIPDOLLYPARTON … I still woulda shøt Jolene for you boo 😤❤️‍🩹 get yo rest cowgirl 💋

[spyro @foriamtheway]

how twitter felt when i first downloaded it

[gretta @grettaisnotcool]

When I go out on my birthday and the bouncer checking my id says happy birthday

[bg🙂 @smoovebg]

I nutted in class today and 4 ppl turned around felt like I was on the voice

[Problemochile© @problemochile]

Im in jersey right now

[aru @ari9898989898]

My therapist said cutting people off isn’t healthy
Lowkey she’s next

[jenny @idcjenny]

do not fret
i will crack u in due time