It's never what you expect

Semi-retired gay trashbag

[It's never what you expect @Thiefybah]

*breathes heavily*

[It's never what you expect @Thiefybah]

SHIP HEADS, THEY ARE SINKING THE SS UNITED STATES ON LIVESTREAM AT 2PM EST, THIS IS NOT A DRILL

https://t.co/mJyfMuKATB

[dave braneck @braneck]

My Berlin-born toddler who’s never watched tv just told me (in German) that his favorite dog is ‘paw patrol’. The American global police state must be destroyed.

[It's never what you expect @Thiefybah]

@evek181818 😭😭😭

[tanya @Tanya_Sabrinaaa]

we can't let a MAN be PRESIDENT, what if he gets HORNY and gets seduced by a CHINESE SPY

[It's never what you expect @Thiefybah]

@somethings_awry LEAVE ZWEIL ALONE YOU ANIMALS

[It's never what you expect @Thiefybah]

@mollywidstrom 😭😭😭

[It's never what you expect @Thiefybah]

@NillaWants That's the seed corn, you fool!

[It's never what you expect @Thiefybah]

I've finally listened to that song about the shipwreck, and y'all are correct to have soul-deep affinity for this natural/industrial disaster

[It's never what you expect @Thiefybah]

@frogs4girls hey studs

[prydwon @bitukyy]

preciso ver esse gif todo dia acho muito funcional pra batalha contra o vicio em tela

[It's never what you expect @Thiefybah]

@mcmansionhell the City seems like a place where you're endlessly jockeying for everything: status, wealth, a place on a list, an appointment with a specialist, space to stand in a crowded subway car. The thrill of winning those millions of mini competitions is overshadowed by the stress imo

[It's never what you expect @Thiefybah]

@Xuvier_ Lean into it, as long as ur not a creep it's all good

[It's never what you expect @Thiefybah]

@NillaWants They broke the mold when they made those guys

[It's never what you expect @Thiefybah]

@mollywidstrom Looking grim out there on the Somme

[It's never what you expect @Thiefybah]

@gaylittlepiglet Possum mode

[Erin Ekins (she/her) @QueerlyAutistic]

My local MP has blocked me because every time he tweets about 'protecting women and girls' from migrants I remind him that he has a conviction for kicking a woman multiple times.

[It's never what you expect @Thiefybah]

@Steven_M59 Thank u, cantankerous white ppl of Maine

[It's never what you expect @Thiefybah]

@scrungeonmaster second set of pronouns has hit the towers